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ah, waking up in the morning to check whether the interaction lodged in my memory actually happened or if it was a dream

love to be human

tenant: nooo you can't just install the cheapest appliances and then do nothing to stop them from vibrating out of their places whenever they're used
landlord: haha washing machine go brrrrrrr

re: food 

I was wondering what the swedes called swedes (the vegetable) but I looked it up and apparently it's "cabbage root" which, um, no

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so one of the problems of watching a lot of youtube videos on historical linguistics is I see the thumbnail of a video about the celts with some runic writing on it and I'm like "is this fash it looks kinda fash"

like afaik the celts didn't use runes?

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"Those were your great great grandfxther's pronouns, use them with care," I say as I dust off an old box labeled þey/þem

food, chant, foodball chant??? 

maggi maggi maggi
om nom nom

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mh, neg 

feeling discarded and inconvenient

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imagine trying to convince people that a klein bottle is a “four-dimensional shape” and not just a cone that had a rib removed so it could suck it’s own dick

it's time for "guess that wikipedia category"!!

no this is not about a race of gnomelike beings from a fantasy setting

actually we tend not to call it "asbestos" any more, it's just an autism spectrum condition

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horny 

oh to be a modular synthesiser with my knobs under wendy carlos' delicate touch...

neg 

tired of being an intrusion on everyone's life

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