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why does my brain keep playing Le Tigre's Much Finer at me, I'm not even doing that much

if you can be deprived can you also be prived

food 

wait arrabbiata means WHAT

go home, italian, you're drunk

food 

made italian-vegan pasta, which is to say the only animal products in it were butter and parmesan

food 

I made brioche but whatsapp seems to be down so I can't share it with the person I usually share my baking adventures with, rip me

demand ducks

demand geese

demand the world ✊

food 

chil! li! chil! li! chil! li! chil! li! chil! li!

food 

so I misread this as "modem" breakfast cereal and, *opens mouth, static and beeps come out*

Jenny H boosted

please remember to renew your lesbianism license in time, or grab a new pirated license from the pirate bay

screaming 

love to be a trans woman in a society where
- all the cishet orgs discriminate against queers
- all the general LGBT orgs discriminate against trans people
- all the general trans orgs discriminate against trans women, and
- all the trans woman orgs are actually sex cults

having to take a break from watching it so i can have a laughing fit

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watching a video about The Flavortown Saga and the idea that this ARG equated Guy Fieri (food personality) and Guy Debord (Situationist theorist) has absolutely BROKEN me

Jenny H boosted

Genius-level spice storage at gf's new flat: metal plate stuck under shelf with 'power strips'; small, shoulderless jars; small, powerful magnets under each lid.

medical 

woop, that's me chemically castrated for another 3 months

mental, neg 

triggered to fuck so I'm listening to an italian rock band

screaming 

my kingdom for some healthy fucking norms in this community

why have a polycule when you can have a pollicle, a cavity on the scalp that extrudes hair

scatman john? no you got it wrong I'm catsman joan

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