Jenny H @lambdagrrl@computerfairi.es

Suddenly it's spring, wtf

Feels like I don't deserve art that understands me because the people that are meant to understand me have rejected me

revolutionise programming languages by day, suicidally ideate by night

Wish I was a real person with friends instead of a ghost people just ignore

Why am I so tense, blargh

Tempted to make a conlang that distinguishes different kinds of ownership and power relation. Like the difference between "my friend", "my toothbrush" and "my building".

Outdoors frequently sounds like white noise to me...

I forgot how nice hair-free legs feel, omg

A new chapter of my magiqueer story, Practical Witchcraft for Outcast Teens, is now up on the web: https://thunderandherbs.co.uk/prose/penny

I seem to have hit on a good combination of improvised hot chocolate:
1 mug hot milk
1.5 - 2 teaspoons cocoa
2 teaspoons brown sugar
pinch of salt
1/4 teaspoon turmeric (the amount is a guess, I just put in what would come out of the spice jar when I shook it)

Having one of those "everything is a crapshoot" days

I wish I knew how to help people

(I know I just posted a shitty lewd joke but if you want emotional stability you may have to look elsewhere, sorry)

What if mastodon but master-dom

I won a game of Carcassonne by one point!

https://computerfairi.es/media/ghTEIxti3VVdXWG38n0

wondering how much it would cost to get a guitar tuned to Wendy Carlos' Alpha scale

does a thing need to be combobulous in order to be discombobulated?

seems totally unfair that henry jekyll's doctorate didn't transfer to edward hyde, considering that from the perspective of the medical licensing body they'd be the same person

Though today I revived my poetry programming project so maybe the next thing will be a friendly chat bot, who knows

If I had mechanical skills I'd totally build a robot that I could hug

I wrote a poem that attempts to psychoanalyse you via natural language processing.

It's an ELIZAbethan sonnet.