🌱lulu🌱 @lulu@computerfairi.es

debating learning to code for reals instead of just staring at code trying to decipher it like ancient scripture

*hair turning white from stess* *eyes start glowing red* i want oatmeal.... *growls* so bad...

theres a HUGE hornet that keeps coming into my balcony uninvited and im not happy about it...

i am but a slave to my earthly desires. if my ancestors are watching me they could not bear to look me in the eye. (i autopiloted opening my manga reader of choice instead of googling avaliable jobs)

to clear my name i don't actually read that much yaoi i'm more a fan of BL manga with proper plot and story development... HOWEVER.

diagnosis: yaoi withdrawals (severe)

the one thing about me that could 100% pass for a cis man is the way my dorm rooms have had absolutely zero personality or decor the entire time ive gone to college

i just realized my first toot on my birthday was about cleaning my bathroom and not about it being, yknow, MY BIRTHDAY. anyway happy birthday to me!! ​

getting ready to clean my bathroom by stripping down buttass naked because i dont wanna get my clothes dirty

one of my neighbors in my dorm is using THE MOST PUNGENT perfume i have ever smelled in my life, the smell literally permeates though EVERYTHING and fills my entire room with the stink of unnamed young man scent. i dont know how much this freak uses but i swear to god it smells like he's used the entire bottle every time he walks past my door. good GOD.

happy pride :3 ​

funny how im so enthralled by men in anime and videogames but then as soon as i see a real one my fight or flight kicks in

i had a spotless record of not doing anything suspicious on the college wifi and not even 10 days before graduating i flubbed so hard im contemplating staging my own murder and running away

just found out i accidentally read an ungodly amount of yaoi on the college wifi.... its over...