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reminder: gender is fake and the rules are made up

pretty sure there's no way to wear a scarf that doesn't look rad

Ph-nglui mglw'nafh Santa R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Iä iä Santa fhtagn.

first of all, i wasn't aware that hugging was a skill one could be good or bad at

second, this seems to imply that most people give bad hugs. who are all you people? what is wrong with you??

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in the past month I've had two separate people remark that i give good hugs and i'm not sure what to think about that

magical :computerfairies: boosted

[fr] Voici quelques sujets qu’il est généralement bon de mettre derrière un avertissement :
— sexisme, racisme, homophobie…
— mort
— maladie
— guerre
— agressions et violence en tout genre
— nourriture
— sexe
— phobies courantes
— politique
Merci <3.

[en] Here are some topics which are commonly admited to be best put behind a warning:
— sexism, racism, homophobia…
— death
— sickness
— war
— violence
— food
— sex
— common phobias
— politics
Thank you <3.

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text-based communication

pros: can think about what you want to say before you say it
cons: can think about what you want to say before you say it

(i mayyy have a tendency to overthink things)

kink adjacent (rope) 

still trying to decide how to cut this rope. i'm thinking 10/20/30/40ft, which would give me a nice range of lengths to play with

or maybe 36/36/12/12?

argh, decisions

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tumblr 

okay, i take it back — apparently the ban had been in the works for months and the apple incident just accelerated things

vox.com/the-goods/2018/12/4/18

screw tumblr

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magical :computerfairies: boosted

You want to know the best feeling in the world?

You sure?

Come closer

No, closer

Okay, ready?

Having you this close

might as well try this again: can anyone recommend a good social blogging platform (besides tumblr)?

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tumblr 

I can't really get mad at tumblr. I haven't read the announcement yet, but I assume they caved because of pressure from apple, which almost certainly stems from pressure from credit card companies, like it always does

kink adjacent 

i'm measuring some of my old rope to decide what lengths i want and... how are these exactly 256 inches? (they're supposed to be 20ft)

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kink adjacent 

guess who just bought 100ft of brand new rope :D

I have friends who I'd love to talk to again, but I never do because I don't think I have anything to say

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thinking about how I never message anyone just to chat. it's almost always because I need something from them

tired: irony, detachment
wired: sincerity, caring

that's it there's no punchline

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