mira, the other half of my team and even-bigger-lesbian-than-me, is not on social media anywhere because she believes it's a terrible affront to privacy, so i'll just relay the hilarious and embarrassing things she does instead, like the time we were up super-late for a tricky hacking job and she went to the kitchen to get a snack and didn't come back for 10 minutes, so i went to check on her and she'd somehow fallen asleep standing up with her hand stuck in a jar of peanut butter