the latest hack i -can- discuss: an unassuming tiny old lady from the village down the cliff from here heard about us via word-of-mouth (more on that later), and wanted to hire us to locate and compromise her stolen computer in order to retrieve family/pet/vacation photos + important documents. we did it pro bono, of course!

strangely enough: it turns out the thief was her eldest son, who will be lucky to see his next birthday at this rate, after i forwarded his browser cache to his husband...