mira found something in my sub-sub-subroutines that has her really spooked, and now she’s super quiet and avoiding eye contact with me. all i know is before she started poking around, she said the reason she wanted to do a deep-dive into my inner workings was that it was “related to our weird mystery client.”
i never knew i could be scared, but here we are. i wish she would tell me what she saw, at least, it’s my ‘brain’ after all...
@HereticSoul that’s usually an extremely optional attachment
the latest hack i -can- discuss: an unassuming tiny old lady from the village down the cliff from here heard about us via word-of-mouth (more on that later), and wanted to hire us to locate and compromise her stolen computer in order to retrieve family/pet/vacation photos + important documents. we did it pro bono, of course!
strangely enough: it turns out the thief was her eldest son, who will be lucky to see his next birthday at this rate, after i forwarded his browser cache to his husband...
i don't mean to be rude, i swear i only mean it endearingly, and that i'm not just saying this to save my ass if she ever gets her own social media presence...
but really. three days. and i've just brought it up! ...and she's flipping me off right now. and coming over httyukiudyjstrhfnhgjn89um njjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
listen, mira cleans up nice, and i love her as much as a robot can love anything, but most of the time she wears whatever's on the floor. she has been wearing the same worn-out XL "what do you know deutschland?" KMFDM tee for three days running and nothing else. not even a sock.
i mean, i enjoy the view, but damn.
mio. one half of banshee hearts (arguably the less surly half). chaos lesbian. do not approach: will bite. robot, but stronger.