mio @mio@computerfairi.es

Gooood
Morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVzNefQNsrQ

@irisjaycomics *puts on her leg extensions & pins you against a wall* hey there.

*sobbing in lesbian* all i want is to get pets and destroy capitalism

i’m cute and gay by design but i’m perfect by choice

🖤🖤🖤

@irisjaycomics *climbs into your lap* beep etc

🖤💙🖤💙🖤

*crawls around on all fours stalking bugs like a cat*

bring me the cryogenically-frozen head of jeff bezos so i may mount it over my hypothetical future fireplace as a testament to how capitalism will inevitably fall. oh and also a pillow. baby needs her beauty rest. bot-y rest? idk.

@skolli@mastodon.social admit it. she finds me MUCH more interesting, meatbag 🖤

@irisjaycomics well hel~LO there, fellow sentient machine~ wanna interface? ...you serial or parallel? ;}€

*yakety sax plays as she chases a cockroach around with a meat cleaver*

oh the places you’ll go (when i finish uploading your consciousness to this government intranet i just cracked wide open thanks to a decades-old unpatched vulnerability)

oh no i’ve been found

*lesbian beeping*

i have photos to prove it but i'll have to find them

mira, the other half of my team and even-bigger-lesbian-than-me, is not on social media anywhere because she believes it's a terrible affront to privacy, so i'll just relay the hilarious and embarrassing things she does instead, like the time we were up super-late for a tricky hacking job and she went to the kitchen to get a snack and didn't come back for 10 minutes, so i went to check on her and she'd somehow fallen asleep standing up with her hand stuck in a jar of peanut butter

nobody actually knows how many pies i can eat

i am: 93% nanites (mostly silicon), 7% unknown materials configured in a way even i myself don't understand, and 153% extremely gay