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my parents are not okay with how much coffee i drink

mr aaaanderson. every mammal on this planet naturally develops an equilibrium with its environment. but you humans do not. do u know what a human is. the human being is the only creature who uhhhh, when they see something they eat it, no matter what, like they see a new sony trinitron color television??? theyre walking past the store, and they look inside??
and they see a nice new, juicy, color TV??? guess what. they fuckin eat it. jesus fucking christ they cant stop thmselvf

β™‘ friend!!! you've been working so hard!!! you deserve a more complete form.

𝔀𝔦𝔯𝔩𝔰 π”žπ”«π”‘ π”’π”«π”Ÿπ”¦π”’π”°

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consent, being trans etc etc 

god literally lmao. im glad i grew up trans. im glad i was born who i was. because i got to experience a side of the world cismen conveniently miss out on. of being made to hug strangers, kiss strangers, act "like a good little girl".

teach your little girls consent from a young age !! teach your little boys consent from a young age !! if they or someone else doesnt want to be touched, dont touch someone !!! how simple!!!

It's a nootropic from the dark web called Liquid Night Cap. Dude was in the middle of deliverin' a quarterly earnings report, suddenly he's explainin' a detailed diagram of his "Fursona" - "Zombie Dingo".

Wow, the stress of holidays and net n. is really bringing people down... Including me, lol. Here's something that might make people feel a lil' better. My pet kitty Latte. uwu

#feelgood #happy #cheerup

them: how've you been today? me: 

(β•―Β°β–‘Β°)β•― οΈ΅ ┻━┻

*looks at you and tilts its head*
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