6 minutes in and one of the first lines of dialogue is "don't you think women are starting to piss us off? all of them!"

holy shit ok so the premise of this film is that two men who are fed up with their nagging wives leave them and run off into the country together

they go off and live in a house in the countryside together. id be mad if it didnt look so adorable

"I'm fed up with being loved, you understand."

oh hey bernard blier's in this!!

the director's father, hes very good

i absolutely love the way this movie is developing the idea of food being gendered. like the men are forcing themselves to eat charcuterie in order to stay as manly as possible

"What an admirable cholesterol we're gonna get ourselves!"

these guys are literaly on the the jordan peterson all meat diet

this poster is based on the opening scene btw

shes tryna fuck but my mans just wants to eat his pâté

holy shit she's trying to talk him into doing some bdsm shit!!!

my girl out here trying to get dommed

- Speak. You command me. Tell me what you want.
- Some more toast to finish off the foie gras.

ok now shes trying to rape him this just got a lot less funny

ok so really the premise of this film is, what if men were objectified and exploited in the same way women are

ok so, whats happened so far is that, in order to prevent their wives from suing them, the men agreed to spending a weekend back with them in paris, but they were so distraught by the constant sexual harassment from their wives that they ran away and are now headed back to the country

"I CANNOT FORGET THE SIGHT OF THAT BLACK THING THEY HAVE BETWEEN THEIR LEGS", screams our hero as he collapses, distraught

"This is gonna end badly, I can feel it. We're headed for a global catastrophe."

ok now theres a massive exodus of guys fleeing their wives???

im not joking this entire train just pulled up full of guys fleeing their wives

ok so it looks like the men fleeing their wives are forming an improvised anarchist collective? a guy just went "who's in charge here?" and no-one is answering

ITS HAPPENING

so there's a france-wide men's uprising movement it looks like

now the massive crowd of men is doing a giant musical number in the mountains

they're all singing and dancing about escaping their wives

THE PROTAGONISTS WIFE JUST PULLED UP IN A FUCKING TANK

ok so it looks like the men's rebellion is being cracked down on hard by the women's army

yeah this is probably the end

now the women are singing about wanting to be fucked

ok so the captain of the section of the womens army that captured the heroes says shes letting them go and if she manages to track them down in 24 hours shell fuck both of them so thats whats happening now

i uhh... i have no idea how to describe whats happening now

yeah what the fuck

i have no idea how to describe what happens at the end of this movie

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

they have fallen into a giant vagina

cw: giant vagina

HE'S FALLING!