plane crash, criminal negligence 

hearing that one of the plane crashes could have been potentially solved by ... an optional add-on the airline didn't buy

boeing what the absolute fuck why would you make a safety feature an optional add-on bonus feature

since when are signals telling you your instruments are fucked up relegated to the airplane DLC, that's such a terrifyingly monstrous choice in the name of getting more money??

aaaaaaaaaaaa

sorry, i'm baffled and mad, as is everyone i suppose

plane crash, criminal negligence 

@aflightybroad in small text "now in partnership with EA"

plane crash, criminal negligence 

@osakurahime this is dark but extremely funny to me so i'm boosting it

man im still so mad lol

plane crash, criminal negligence 

@aflightybroad it's dark but it makes sense.

plane crash, criminal negligence 

@osakurahime battlefront 2: this time it's an airplane

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plane crash, criminal negligence 

@aflightybroad now with defective robot flight attendants and some angery Germany dude as the pilot.

plane crash, criminal negligence 

@osakurahime loot boxes but for critical hardware and software features, you've got like a .0006333% chance of getting red warning lights instead of yellow (which you've got an 8% chance of getting)

plane crash, criminal negligence 

@aflightybroad seatbelts only available after 40 flights, before then you just hope you don't die.

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