A ghost who lives in your house but all they do is rearrange your fridge magnets to spell out self care and helpful messages

You go downstairs in the morning, reach to open the door and pull out some juice

DONT FORGET YOU HAVE A DOCTOR APPOINTMENT AT 2 say the fridge magnets

Then they wiggle and slide around

ALSO YOURE ALMOST OUT OF ICE CREAM YOU SHOULD PICK UP SOME TODAY

Next morning

YOU WERE SLEEPING POORLY SO I TURNED DOWN THE TEMPERATURE SOME

ALSO I STARTED YOUR COFFEE

Afternoon trip to the fridge

DONT FORGET TO HAVE SOME WATER TODAY

AND DONT WORK SO LATE THIS EVENING

After a Tinder date leaves

I DONT LIKE HIM HE KEPT INTERRUPTING YOU

ALSO WHEN YOU WERE OUT OF THE ROOM HE MADE A MEAN FACE AT THE CAT

Oh no this last one was basically that one scene from Beyond Two Souls never mind this idea sucks

After a stressful several days in politics the ghost leaves

I AM GOING TO DELETE TWITTER OFF YOUR PHONE SOON IT'S MAKING YOU SAD

HERE

I LOADED UP A CARTOON ON NETFLIX AND BROUGHT DOWN THE FUZZY BLANKET FROM UPSTAIRS

SORRY I SCARED YOU WITH THE LOUD THUMP YESTERDAY I WAS TRYING TO ALPHABETIZE YOUR BOOKS AND DROPPED ONE

One morning the fridge just says
HEY

then the letters move slowly, hesitantly

I SAW YOU LOOKING AT DRESSES ONLINE AND CRYING LAST NIGHT

another slow rearrangement

I THINK YOU WOULD BE PRETTY IN THE BLUE ONE

ITS OKAY

When the dress arrives you panic and leave it in the package for several days.

Eventually the package is moved to the top of your dresser, still sealed.

THE CAT WAS CHEWING ON IT says the fridge

TAKE YOUR TIME

The night you eventually try it on, you only manage to look in the mirror for maybe 30 seconds before sobbing and pulling the dress off, throwing it deep into a closet. You don't look at the fridge. You go straight to bed.

The next morning the dress is on a hangar in the closet, smoothed out. It isn't prominent, just cared for.

I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED NICE

IM SORRY IT HURTS

A couple days of moping and anxiety later

I NOTICED YOU HAVENT SEEN YOUR THERAPIST LATELY

MAYBE THAT WOULD HELP?

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