@pettancow DOTH THOU DESIRE THE POWER?!
@pettancow The pats.
Doth thou desire the pats?
@legendaryjoeb Oh, the pats. Of course I'd love the pats! Don't go all King James about it.
@pettancow Sorry, once I was accosted by this ham from space and ever since then I’ve been prone to archaic shouting.
@legendaryjoeb Ah, space hams. Sinfully delicious
@pettancow Nothing like a Cosmic Radiation Baked Ham