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food, dril 

Groceries $120
Data $60
Rent $600
Salmiak $8,000
Utilities $150

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. I'm dying of ammonia toxicity

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Pro-tip: "Foolish mortals" is a gender-neutral way to refer to folks!

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hrt 

i'm not taking any pills, shots, gels, or patches, but heck yeah i'm a badass maid

Oh my god they are freaking out over a tiny sliver of banana that fell off the peel, my sides hurt so much

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I can scare the kittens off with bananas. This is amazing

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Cleaned up my cute icon c: Added the all-important freckles!

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[Me, sobbing] You can't just call whatever you see a file, Linux.

[Linux, points at hard drive] /dev/sda

[Me] Please, no

[Linux, points at controller] /dev/input/js0

[Linux, points at the ever present void, just at the edge of our vision that we all try so hard to ignore] /̵͉͒̈d̸͍̙̯́͝e̶͔͗v̷͒̏̚͜/̸̺̝͆ṅ̸̫u̴̟̓̍͘l̶̦̣̃̃͝l̷͚̩̋

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unix: everything is a file
lua: everything is a table
me: everything is a lesbian

food 

You know what's great? Coffee. Coffee's great.

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I've been seeing a lot of cute anime icons in profile, where can I get one? :o

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mastodon culture is spamming texts to the 3+ ppl that u talk to that still didnt make a mastodon with u and ur frens' choice content

HRT 

good gods I can't wait to get GRS simply so I don't need to keep taking the cheap stuff x.x

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HRT 

*open up bottle of generic spiro*

*WHEEZE ON CRAPPY MINT DUST*

All this tummyposting and I don't have the will to show mine .w.

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