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I kind of wanna stick Nichijou on my external and see how good the smart TV is at handling it, then fall asleep on the couch watching soft cute stuff and surrounded by cats

food, alcohol 

Smarties ice cream: ✔️
Gin and tonic: ✔️
Salmiak: ❌
A way to spend my evening: ❌

...I think I might have made an error

hhhhh I wanna play Liar Princess I wanna play Liar Princess D: *flops and flails*

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My kitten is licking half the stuff on my desk

WHY ARE YOU LICKING HALF THE STUFF ON MY DESK KITTEN

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Be like Patrick Stewart:

“People won’t listen to you or take you seriously unless you’re an old white man, and since I’m an old white man, I’m going to use that to help the people who need it.”

(women and girls is just an alternative of where you can put your efforts).

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@wakest social media analysts will never figure out why people love the taste of federated toast crunch

Politics 

As if what happened this morning wasn't horrifying enough, I am finding way too many neo-nazi apologists crawling out of the woodwork without any provocation

food, dril 

Groceries $120
Data $60
Rent $600
Salmiak $8,000
Utilities $150

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. I'm dying of ammonia toxicity

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Pro-tip: "Foolish mortals" is a gender-neutral way to refer to folks!

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hrt 

i'm not taking any pills, shots, gels, or patches, but heck yeah i'm a badass maid

Oh my god they are freaking out over a tiny sliver of banana that fell off the peel, my sides hurt so much

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I can scare the kittens off with bananas. This is amazing

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