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selfie, eye contact 

@SilviaFox@sleeping.town i have it tied up in a ponytail like 90% of the time, florida kinda requires it

selfie, eye contact 

hello i haven't posted selfies in a while but anyway its time for my gay ass to go to bed

@tahajin adulthood is a myth, we're all just children pretending to be adults

@Lumi coming soon: "introducing the sintendo playstation porta-switch"

-, driving 

what the FUCK is with these dumb fuckin pieces of shit that run across the road at 10:30 at night??? are you TRYING to fucking die???? holy fuck

@SilviaFox@sleeping.town wait for me im coming with

@HypnoFox let me know if thats any good, cause i want it too but i dunno if i could tolerate losing QoL features from playing D5 first

more work bs 

im gonna punch somebody in the dick i swear to god

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more work bs 

oh JOY and now look at all this shit that looks just as messy as it was when i left yesterday, even though i stayed over an hour to finish our delivery and told them i couldnt get to it. fucking wonderful.

work bs 

that would be a very nice payout, but i like having working eyes that aren't injured by high pressure water streams coming from holes in the hoses.

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work bs 

you know if bodily harm wasn't a factor i could just maliciously comply and then point out all the documentation they've just ignored and sue their asses into the ground.

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work bs 

message passed to me from upper management: you need to be using the power washing equipment to clean outside

message that i am going to ram up their asses: you need to tell corporate to fucking get somebody out here to either fix or replace it because i am absolutely not going to use faulty equipment and potentially injure myself.

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