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Do you think we can get them to print my endorsement on the dust cover for the next edition?

sketch by the awesome @KeoviArt@twitter.com!

My airways already hurt this morning. It's probably good that I scheduled a rest day, because running in this smoke seems dubious.

@axellycan It's kind of like email. You can communicate with people on other instances, and you can have multiple accounts on different instances.

nsfw shitpost 

"do {anatomically_impossible_thing} or i will lock you in chastity for {improbably_long_time}"

buy the full novel for $1.03 on amazon

Took a nap. Dreamed they'd invented "tootsie-on-a-roll", which was a spool containing a continuous length of tootsie roll. Kinda like fruit-by-the-foot, but tootsie roll and not flattened out.

It's a testament to my sunscreen that I still have zinc oxide splotches on my skin after scrubbing in the shower. Being sticky with sunscreen is one of my least favorite things about summer, though.

First awoo! Trying this out. Yes, I'm the same dog you know and love.

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