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"do {anatomically_impossible_thing} or i will lock you in chastity for {improbably_long_time}"

buy the full novel for $1.03 on amazon

Took a nap. Dreamed they'd invented "tootsie-on-a-roll", which was a spool containing a continuous length of tootsie roll. Kinda like fruit-by-the-foot, but tootsie roll and not flattened out.

It's a testament to my sunscreen that I still have zinc oxide splotches on my skin after scrubbing in the shower. Being sticky with sunscreen is one of my least favorite things about summer, though.

First awoo! Trying this out. Yes, I'm the same dog you know and love.

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