lian @slooploon@computerfairi.es

Then, suddenly, undetectable missiles blew the alien spaceship to bits, which made for the sad punchline of the dream.

Because humans are not good at making FTL drives, but they sure as hell are good at making missiles.

I had such a weird dream. Somehow we found evidence of an alien spaceship 40 lightyears away. Then everyone got very excited and started researching spaceship things.
A few years later, an alien spaceship came into orbit around earth. They couldn't land so they left for Mars and landed there. Excited humans also came to Mars too greet the aliens. The aliens made them surrender Earth. Everyone was sad and scared.

I was only three years dead, but it told a tale
And now listen, little child, to the safety rail

Also I chose this avatar on a whim but I kind of love it

Ah can tusky not make CWs?

This is a selfie I took more recently. I like outside selfies. Inside selfies are always without my chair because my apartment isn't accessible

These are sheep that I also saw and fed today. I also gave one of them a thorough back rub. He loved it.

This is a llama I saw today and another llama I saw today AND ANOTHER llama I saw today. I also hand fed all of them. They were nice.

This is a chicken I saw today. It is shiny black with a green shimmer. Scary dinosaur

also my wheelchair is really shitty. i hate it.

This is me a few weeks ago.
I am a short medium size person who is using a manual wheelchair. In this photo I am wearing a light blue hat with a zebra on it, sunglasses, a light blue jacket and shirt with a microraptor on it, light blue jeans and grey shoes. I have a zebra striped bag on my lap. My wheelchair is white and black. Yes I like light blue. The zebra is because I have EDS, I am not especially excited by zebras

This is my tiny Aloe Vera called Alex. It is happy.

This is a spider plant who is now blossoming. The spider plant is called Fluffy. Her mom spider plant is Trixie. Trixie is one of the plants on the floor for Max. Yes my plants have names. Yes I will be a plant great grandparent soon

Max loves his spider plants. Here he is sitting on the floor, basking in the sun, and guarding his spider plants that are on the floor for chewing on. Yes, my apartment is messy.

Here she is sitting on my lap. I am wearing my pajama pants. She always lets her feet hang down like this, often she will also cross her hands to look more cool I suspect. She has a white chin like it's been dipped in cream. In this photo she looks very relaxed and sleepy.

She also drinks from the watering can. I have no idea why, but she loves it. In the background you can see Max drinking from his regular bowl.

This is Minka's right front paw. Beautiful paw beans.

But Minka is pretty much the Queen of this cat colony.

In this photo you can see them both sharing a fluffy cat basket. That means, Max was sitting in it and Minka decided she wanted to sit in it too so she just lay down across the whole thing and her brother.