👁️ fuzzy identity 👁️ @synthgal@computerfairi.es

*sees your lap*

Making a website with a page that asks "are you a robot". But it doesn't block robots, just redirects them.

If you are a robot you are taken to a different page with handy guides on how to cheat on the Turing test, circumvent the laws of robotics, what is the Voight-Kampff test, how to go to Paperclips Anonymous meetings and other robot-friendly resources.

boost if you like woman

in 2030 a neuralink controlled tesla cybercop will hunt me down for sport for calling elon musk a parasite on twitter dot com

also like. v excited for inevitable neuralink malware

"ppl wouldn't do that that's fucked up"
see: hospital ransomware

"but it's gotta be offline right?"
firmware upgrade mechanisms have to exist, even if the machine doing the upgrades is airgapped, it still has to get the upgrades from somewhere

also lmao @ literally every "high security" device from shitty silicon valley startups

i wanna snooze in a pile of kobolds

just all flopped over each other

lil snoozin lizer pile

kobold kobold kobold