@GlitterDisaster I'm up for a midnight shift if you wanna chat w/ stranger
@popstar@rage.love @witchfynder_finder @Swiff@rage.love
Where did you get this cup? I love it
@catgirl what if wavedashing into walls turned into a speed boost wall run, kinda like tribes skiing
I was kidding but now I'm thinking how cool this would be
@Dayglochainsaw The Ballad of Billy Balls was captivating from beginning to end. TW for cop murdering the title guy and I don't remember what else but like, top notch. I don't usually like true crime but it's a very personally told story.
@lunalapin my workplace which shall remain unnamed has a shred-it-all policy once tech is decommissioned and I'm so fucking angry every time
@catgirl if there's air dodging do I get to wavedash
@auravulpes EYYYYYYYY
I keep my keyring on a carabiner, which I clip to my belt loop, and last time I was at a big family function my uncle saw it and was like "ah, I remember when I used to do that. Too bad you can't live that way forever!"
??? what exactly the fuck could that possibly mean??? Who is going to stop me from holding my keys this way. God damn nobody, Bob
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