What if we put a Duck's head on top of Thanos' body! 

It'd look something... like this!

Ah good shower felt good let's rest a bit before work

...

Now I'm sad for no reason thanks brain

Selfie, eye contact, dysphoria 

Can't have face dysphoria if I've got no face

Me, hearing a bell toll: haha sick nice bell
Me, after finding out for whom the bell tolls: fuck! Shit!!

mysterious new bold

who could they be

one thing's for certain, they're a friend

@catgirl what if wavedashing into walls turned into a speed boost wall run, kinda like tribes skiing

I was kidding but now I'm thinking how cool this would be

@Dayglochainsaw The Ballad of Billy Balls was captivating from beginning to end. TW for cop murdering the title guy and I don't remember what else but like, top notch. I don't usually like true crime but it's a very personally told story.

@Dayglochainsaw

Behind the Bastards ➑️ Knowledge Fight ➑️ Sawbones πŸ”„

Totally healthy!

@lunalapin my workplace which shall remain unnamed has a shred-it-all policy once tech is decommissioned and I'm so fucking angry every time

I keep my keyring on a carabiner, which I clip to my belt loop, and last time I was at a big family function my uncle saw it and was like "ah, I remember when I used to do that. Too bad you can't live that way forever!"

??? what exactly the fuck could that possibly mean??? Who is going to stop me from holding my keys this way. God damn nobody, Bob

I talked to my friend. I am not fond of this.

β€” Tirist Astisaban, Woodworker

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