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BTW, I should probably say that I may put spoilers under posts I CW "Genshin Impact", so if you dont want spoilers for that game, maybe be careful about those posts.

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Friendly reminder: it's good to be assertive, but it's not good to be aggressive, and there's a not-so-fine line between assertive and aggressive, and you cross that line (nay, yeet yourself deep into aggressive territory) the moment you decide other people's boundaries don't matter. Assertiveness is a good thing, but assertive people also take others into account and try very hard to not cross others' boundaries. Be assertive, not aggressive.

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So many World Series-winning opportunities all missed by so improbably little, that the final, series-deciding one was the compromised structural integrity of a baseball bat.

The Blue Jays forced the series to need all seven games, forced two of them (3 and 7) to need extra innings, outscored the Dodgers 34 runs to 26, out-hit them 75-53, and out-fielded them 0 errors to 3.

The worse of the two teams won.

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so it turns out a completely heartless team with money and no capacity for love, spirit or joy, can win the world series.

The result of the 2025 World Series is emblematic of everything wrong with the world right now.

Oh, yeah, I left out the thing about me needing new doorknobs for my bedroom because Menace figured out how to open the lever-style knobs we had! Seriously, he's trouble

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We've had these two for a year now. The one on the left has earned the name Baby, because him baby. The one on the right is Menace, because he likes to cause problems, like destroying the blinds and waking Mom up at 3 AM with what she describes as "dexterity olympics" (or, you know, knocking her meds off her dressing table)

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In case you were curious, we were visited by a small flock of doves this afternoon

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steve jobs' open letter on flash is to computers what "reagan elected president" is as a temporal data point in socioeconomical graphs

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sometime after steve jobs killed flash computing as a whole lost all its whimsy

when is the last time you've seen a funny screensaver

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Lewd, no context 

The penis growth spurt

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they just announced the merriam webster word of the year 2025 and it's roguelike deckbuilder

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look I may not be much into the baseball but after Blue Jays won tonight it's still relevant:

fuck the yankees

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