Incidentally, like, last week, Mom brought home a pair of kittens. They're adorable, sure, but also fucking trouble. Last night, we had to move the couch to stop them from being able to climb the curtains.

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This post brought to you by this idiot, who fell multiple time trying to scramble up some water jugs in order to get to this position, and his brother (not pictured) who joined him shortly after.

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Orange cats are a hivemind.

Unfortunately for them, they're a hivemind with a single brain cell.

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My mother, a teacher: "I taught my kids in 8th period something."

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Body horror?? 

@socks 91% of your skin is on your body

90% of your skin is on your body

89%

88%

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Reasons to learn programming:

  • Misery loves company (Join us! It's totally a fun hobby~!)
  • Fun new ways to nerd snipe yourself! ("Hey, I bet I could write a program to do that!")
  • You might actually find a use for it (maybe, possibly, once in a blue moon, rarely)

:promoted: This post brought to you by me spending the last few hours writing a program to turn GPS coordinates into a Maidenhead locator (and vice versa!)

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The Internet Archive losing its appeal means one thing: pirate stuff. Pirate brazenly. There’s no point trying to do it the nice way - you’ll get shut down anyway. Copy, share, and archive to your heart’s content. It’s the only way we’re keeping digital media and our cultural memory intact.

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I get that I have peers who disagree with me on this but I have no interest in playing games with GenAI NPCs/dialogue/quests/whatever. If it didn't deserve the author's time then why would it deserve mine? I don't see why I should choose this

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You're in The Chuck Zone.
Staircases placed at all angles lead off into the distance and swing music echoes from nearby.

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The Olympics are over and it's time to see who came out on top of the medal count!

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Okay, story time. I was asked for the tale of my laser eye injury, so here you go. I'm fine. Customers were fine. No children were harmed. The only victims were me and Bob's career. funraniumlabs.com/2024/07/how-

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