bev! @TonicBH@computerfairi.es

New on the Secret Area: "Halo with chips" has been found.

A dumb back of the box quote from Maxim magazine promoting a poker video game had become a small meme. I wanted to find out where it came from.

Likes, shares and comments are really appreciated. https://asecretarea.com/2025/02/21/halo-with-chips-found/

ps visit my website it has cool dumb video game things

I made a new post yesterday to cover devolver digital's silly advergame

http://asecretarea.com

New Patreon post: It's Medal of Honor: Airborne.

One of the last WWII era Medal of Honor games, and it decides to get goofy (in a good way!)

Available now for $1 or more patrons: https://www.patreon.com/posts/medal-of-honor-159220258

got a new heating pad today

the box it came in uses comic sans as a font

it's funny

I think I'm at the stage now where I'm not watching Giant Bomb's Blight Club until I see "Space Ace | FINALE | Blightning Round"

It's basically become This Is The Run and I'm not really a fan of that series

you ever think anyone who ever had $250 on hand go "ooh, I have enough money now to buy a vowel on Wheel of Fortune"?

sometimes comfort is just being in a sports bra and underwear, browsing the world wide web

Found two copies of Cards Against Humanity at this antique store

.... is nature finally healing???

New Secret Area post: It's Chickenauts.

An early access roguelite shooter inspired by its peers, but doesn't have much to stand out besides chickens. Lots and lots of chickens.

Shares and comments appreciated, as always. https://asecretarea.com/2026/05/04/chickenauts-pc-early-access/

careful with letting a queer trans woman cook while stoned, because she will go all Scooby Doo on that and cook more than necessary

tried dr pepper creamy coconut. has a weird cream soda aftertaste to it. not a fan.

I'm starting to believe dr pepper should not have any more specialty flavors

23 is enough

anxiety likes doing bad things to the brain, like "oh am I replying to this person too much?? have I become a reply girl??"

why do brains suck!!!!!!!

Learning bass not to play a song with an iconic bass riff, but to play the bassline of the intro to Short Circuit 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb6YJhpdlsQ

bev, why are you making puppy chow at 3 in the morning?

because I've lost control of my life

review of the hamburger helper cheeseburger macaroni microwave cups:

it's okay but not as good as cooking it yourself, 5/10