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New on the Secret Area: "Halo with chips" has been found.

A dumb back of the box quote from Maxim magazine promoting a poker video game had become a small meme. I wanted to find out where it came from.

Likes, shares and comments are really appreciated. asecretarea.com/2025/02/21/hal

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fursona reveal!! 

Hey, remember when I was talking about wanting a cat fursona?

Well, thanks to a picrew, and a friend who was willing to help, it's now a reality.

Say hi to Tonya! She's soft, cuddly, and friendly!

(art by Megahand6 on birdsite)

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ps visit my website it has cool dumb video game things

I made a new post yesterday to cover devolver digital's silly advergame

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more indie games should come out with "join the forums" rather than "join the discord"

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The new version of the salesforce mascots looks like they were all kidnapped by Dr Robotnik

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To quote David Letterman, I don't have a joke here: I just really like saying "Donald 'Duck' Dunn."

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Some of the things I watched today:

- A goofball kids game show with a host who has the most Larry Fine/Carrot Top hair I've ever seen
- A game show based off Mad Libs
- A "modern" take on Name that Tune
- That Donny Osmond Pyramid revival that wasn't great

Can you tell I'm a trash connoisseur? 😛

New Secret Area post: It's Shadowgrounds: Survivor.

Back in 2016, I wrote about Shadowgrounds, a fun little top-down horror/action shooter. Now in 2025, I finally play its sequel.

Likes, shares, and comments appreciated, as always.

asecretarea.com/2025/03/19/sha

Played a bit through Alien Breed: Impact and my god this feels generic and not very fun

Also it crashed on me like twice and had to use task manager to close it

The hunt for a good top-down shooter continues....

one day we must find "hot dance 98" just to hear the other covers on that besides Block Rockin Beats

New Patreon post: It's Shadowgrounds: Survivor.

The original Shadowgrounds was a fun little top-down shooter. For the followup, Frozenbyte decided to get a little Phun with PhysX.

Available now for all patrons: patreon.com/posts/shadowground

I'd like to solve the puzzle

mehdi hasan piker

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In 2016 my aunt passed away from cancer. In 2020 I restored the #typewriter she left for me as a heirloom which I'd never seen fully functioning growing up. Shortly afterwards my mother's home was broken into and the typewriter stolen. Please help me find a replacement!

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look, I may not know my shakespeare or US history, but I could definitely yap in your ear about game show themes that are inspired by other songs because they used the song in a pilot

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everybody keeps asking where's the beef but nobody's asking how's the beef

wait, people *care* about me??

my dumb ass???

I can't believe it!

I wanna look more into the modding/custom scene of FPS games from the 90s, it seems woefully undocumented

At least, in regards to some games. The big games like Doom, Quake and Half-Life are about 95% covered outside of a few rare instances.

Other games, not so much.

are people still cool with websites that have gradient backgrounds

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