bev! @TonicBH@computerfairi.es

New on the Secret Area: "Halo with chips" has been found.

A dumb back of the box quote from Maxim magazine promoting a poker video game had become a small meme. I wanted to find out where it came from.

Likes, shares and comments are really appreciated. https://asecretarea.com/2025/02/21/halo-with-chips-found/

ps visit my website it has cool dumb video game things

I made a new post yesterday to cover devolver digital's silly advergame

http://asecretarea.com

careful with letting a queer trans woman cook while stoned, because she will go all Scooby Doo on that and cook more than necessary

tried dr pepper creamy coconut. has a weird cream soda aftertaste to it. not a fan.

I'm starting to believe dr pepper should not have any more specialty flavors

23 is enough

anxiety likes doing bad things to the brain, like "oh am I replying to this person too much?? have I become a reply girl??"

why do brains suck!!!!!!!

Learning bass not to play a song with an iconic bass riff, but to play the bassline of the intro to Short Circuit 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb6YJhpdlsQ

bev, why are you making puppy chow at 3 in the morning?

because I've lost control of my life

review of the hamburger helper cheeseburger macaroni microwave cups:

it's okay but not as good as cooking it yourself, 5/10

yuri

somehow in my travels today I spotted a Mitsubishi Delica.

Just seeing this car in my neck of the woods is surprising, really

I'm in "caffeinated shitpost" mode, I gotta get these out somewhere

giant bomb funny moments

I swear, the 1980s Hollywood Squares has probably one of the best game show openings out there

Granted, it's bolstered by the booming voice of Shadoe Stevens and the catchy jams of Stormy Sacks, but hey, still top ten worthy

Turns out changing your phone's notification sound from something obnoxious (the "AUGH!" sound from Donkey Kong Country) to something comforting (the ding from Wheel of Fortune) makes all the difference in the world