bev! @TonicBH@computerfairi.es

New on the Secret Area: "Halo with chips" has been found.

A dumb back of the box quote from Maxim magazine promoting a poker video game had become a small meme. I wanted to find out where it came from.

Likes, shares and comments are really appreciated. https://asecretarea.com/2025/02/21/halo-with-chips-found/

Hey, remember when I was talking about wanting a cat fursona?

Well, thanks to a picrew, and a friend who was willing to help, it's now a reality.

Say hi to Tonya! She's soft, cuddly, and friendly!

(art by Megahand6 on birdsite)

ps visit my website it has cool dumb video game things

I made a new post yesterday to cover devolver digital's silly advergame

http://asecretarea.com

Anyone ever had someone close to you say that you should embrace AI for your creative work or you'll be left behind?

Because I've gotten that conversation from my dad twice now and I hate it so damn much

been feeling maximum executive dysfunction lately and I hate it

There's folks who remember when this song was popular when it was new.

There's folks who remember this from an important scene from Quentin Tarantino's Kill Bill.

Me, however? "Oh hey, that's the theme they used in the pilot for Bullseye!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfBg7N-sf9A

Was funny to find out that Wrack had Steam Workshop support, and of course someone ported The Slipgate Complex from Quake *and* the entirety of Doom's first episode, Knee-Deep in the Dead, to that game.

However, playing those just made me wanna replay Quake and Doom again

Last night I decided to check out Wrack, and I got tired of it roughly halfway through.

It's got a neat art style and an amusing story, but the gameplay is just dull and uninteresting.

Heard the remake is a little better but I ain't spending $11 to found out

thinking about this shitpost for some reason https://soundcloud.com/dumbshitthatjakazidmade/livin-la-vida-loca-featuring-the-vocalist-from-american-idol-gba

you think ALF would've guest starred on MST3K

dang, latte cookies n creme ice cream slaps

Friend of mine was streaming Minority Report: Everybody Runs and was surprised that there was this random music video in there as a bonus feature

Remember when 2000s-era video games had random nu-metal in them for some reason https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW2KaAgNcN4

john the stone dwayneson

New Secret Area Post: It's R.I.P.D.: The Game.

A licensed title based on a movie based on a comic book. And it's really, really boring.

Shares and comments appreciated, as always.

https://asecretarea.com/2026/02/19/ripd-the-game-pc/

potato charge

I like Mondays, they're often my most productive days

does this make me the anti-Garfield?

New Patreon post (available at $1/month or more): It's R.I.P.D.: The Game.

A licensed title based on a movie based on a graphic novel. And it's pretty bad!

Bonus picture of digital Ryan Reynolds questioning his life choices.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/r-i-p-d-game-on-150934336