I watched last night's baseball game with some longtime friends in a discord voice call.

I realized that I have now experienced being sad at sports with friends, even if virtually.

Now I'm not sure what sport to rely on until the 2026 MLB season.

I mean, I *could* root for the NBA's Portland Trailblazers since they're my nearest national sports team, but they've been pretty mediocre for the past 3 decades, so

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All I hope for is that it doesn't take another 32 years for the Blue Jays to get to the World Series again.

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I'm not really invested in sports, but I was genuinely hoping for a Blue Jays win, just to see an underdog team go all the way in a come-from-behind victory.

And per usual, the victory instead goes to the most boring-ass MLB team next to the fucking Yankees.

Congrats to any of my friends who are Dodgers fans, but fuck the Dodgers.

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oh god not again

already went through one extra innings world series game, and we're doing another

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How the hell do humans function?

We have psychosomatic symptoms we tell ourselves are real and then we convince ourselves that years of actual pain is psychosomatic

Maybe we just talked ourselves into working

Oh look I’m a bipedal ape. I make words! I’m sane!

We’ve played ourselves for fools

I've been playing Fable II for several hours and I've gotten to the point where I feel bored and uninterested with everything about it. I think that's a sign that I'm done playing it.

Absolutely unremarkable RPG that was only bolstered by the hubris of Peter Molyneux. Not really worth playing.

I wonder if there's a Bo Jackson of esports

I'd rather hear generic jock jams over this organ player at this point

well now what am I gonna do now that the game's finally over

I wanted to keep sharing dumb memes!

one of these teams for the love of god just hit a homerun and end this misery

don't tie or break the record of 18 innings, please

can we consider will smith a generic name at this point because I know like three people named that

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Halo Campaign Evolved has the most "Nintendo hire this man" energy I've seen out of a video game remake in a long time

the fear and dread in me will someday subside

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sometime after steve jobs killed flash computing as a whole lost all its whimsy

when is the last time you've seen a funny screensaver

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