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Antisemtism 

a bunch of jewish people: this thing is antisemitic

goyim: hmm, what does our Token Good Jew think?

one [1] jewish person: i don’t think it’s antisemitic

goyim: oh thank goodness we can go back to spouting bullshit!

This internal course on shell scripting flow control is so garbage. My head hurts

anyone else like, feel it in your paw when you've copied something and haven't pasted it yet

like it feels heavy almost, there's some weight to it from the information

and then it's released when you paste

the optimal way to playtest your Doom map is to only touch it once every few months so you've forgotten where all the spawns are

Am I the only one who really likes the aesthetic of the Zune players with the squarish touch pad

i find a non-zero number of people don't get, or like to act as if they don't get, the difference between 'all men as individuals enact violence on all women as individuals' and 'men as a class enact violence on women as a class'

I learned about kicking. That was not satisfying.

β€” Kulet Idashkel, Axedwarf

Eye contact, selfie 

I plugged a Bluetooth adapter straight into my headphones and I'm cyber gorl now

People liked the kobold sticker so here's another one I made earlier this year for my laptop because I'm slimy and gross

Lewd shitpost 

Good: boobs
Galaxy brain: mouth on boobs???

Morpheus: Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the femboy in the short skirt?

Neo: I was...

Morpheus: [gestures with one hand] Look again.

[the femboy is now a trans girl deer with antlers wearing a t-shirt that says "down with cis." she holds out a hand toward neo with the Communist Manifesto]

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@GlitterDisaster

I drew this sticker for derg friend awhile ago and just thought of it and thought you'd like it and stuff

If you use β€œshe/her” pronouns for you’re fucking boat, then you’re not allowed to be a gender essentialist

Making a website with a page that asks "are you a robot". But it doesn't block robots, just redirects them.

If you are a robot you are taken to a different page with handy guides on how to cheat on the Turing test, circumvent the laws of robotics, what is the Voight-Kampff test, how to go to Paperclips Anonymous meetings and other robot-friendly resources.

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