👁️ fuzzy identity 👁️ @synthgal@computerfairi.es

a bunch of jewish people: this thing is antisemitic

goyim: hmm, what does our Token Good Jew think?

one [1] jewish person: i don’t think it’s antisemitic

goyim: oh thank goodness we can go back to spouting bullshit!

anyone else like, feel it in your paw when you've copied something and haven't pasted it yet

like it feels heavy almost, there's some weight to it from the information

and then it's released when you paste

the optimal way to playtest your Doom map is to only touch it once every few months so you've forgotten where all the spawns are

avoiding your own ghost

Crunch McButtHuge

I learned about kicking. That was not satisfying.

— Kulet Idashkel, Axedwarf

Morpheus: Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the femboy in the short skirt?

Neo: I was...

Morpheus: [gestures with one hand] Look again.

[the femboy is now a trans girl deer with antlers wearing a t-shirt that says "down with cis." she holds out a hand toward neo with the Communist Manifesto]

If you use “she/her” pronouns for you’re fucking boat, then you’re not allowed to be a gender essentialist

*sees your lap*

Making a website with a page that asks "are you a robot". But it doesn't block robots, just redirects them.

If you are a robot you are taken to a different page with handy guides on how to cheat on the Turing test, circumvent the laws of robotics, what is the Voight-Kampff test, how to go to Paperclips Anonymous meetings and other robot-friendly resources.

boost if you like woman