Takel, a cattebirb @takelgryph@computerfairi.es

holy yikes does this thread ever deliver
RT @gravislizard@twitter.com well everyone I have just witnessed the worst opsec of my entire life, and it's at the company i work for

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/gravislizard/status/1031581749669593088

RT @pcgamer@twitter.com: People on the internet in 2018 shocked to discover cyberpunk is 'inherently political' https://buff.ly/2MfpN41

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/pcgamer/status/1025788529664815105

RT @Palle_Hoffstein@twitter.com: At this point I'm willing to replace all the theories about Jack's beliefs and motivations with, maybe the dude just ain't all that bright. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1031030767852380161

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Palle_Hoffstein/status/1031176437871591424

Cellular carriers were invented by Satan as instruments of torment.

Not the phones themselves, mind you, just the carriers.

did the horse in bravestarr wear pants

RT @springgryphon@twitter.com: the worst part about gamers is that they also exist in the real world. you can meet them

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/springgryphon/status/1031247933033930752

this may be the most "straight dude" thing i have ever seen
RT @tropicocunt@twitter.com

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/tropicocunt/status/1030912175035088896

RT @Julian_Epp@twitter.com: Winnie The Pooh: Libertarian Right, thinks it should be legal to not wear pants in public

Berenstain Bears: Authoritarian Left, strong working class family

Yogi Bear: Libertarian Left, lives at an anarchist compound in the forest with Boo Boo

Ted: Authoritarian Right, fascist

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Julian_Epp/status/1031030034293813248

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🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/SaberGhatz/status/1030911769487716352

RT @NormsRespecter@twitter.com: 96 year old german grandfather, fought in Wehrmacht, talks about bloodlines and migration

Shocked that he doesn't like Antifa

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/NormsRespecter/status/1030947311885733888

RT @HamSandwchWoman@twitter.com: The accuracy of this statement hurts. #WorldofWarcraft #GuildWars2

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/HamSandwchWoman/status/1030875723584745474

@cypnk @karyl@mastodon.social @kjwon15 that’s what I saw them say when I first looked into it

they also said they only do it for public toots

RT @JimSterling@twitter.com: I'm convinced the people who complain about "politics" in things actually have no idea what politics is. At all.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/JimSterling/status/1030806353915215874

RT @thelindsayellis@twitter.com: So, you fired the popular director of one of your most popular franchises in reaction to a bad faith, politically-motivated campaign by the alt-right, and the backlash to an obvious mistake just isn't going away.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/thelindsayellis/status/1030604176688992256

how is bitfi this hilariously incompetent
RT @cybergibbons@twitter.com So yesterday @p0isoNz@twitter.com tweeted a picture to demonstrate the "narrow viewing angle" of the Bitfi.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/cybergibbons/status/1028946735249453056

RT @Sora_gryphon@twitter.com: Come, dear, these wings don't lie #FursuitFriday #BITF

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Sora_gryphon/status/1020238538200117249

RT @0x736A@twitter.com: File under: "well, yeah" https://www.wired.com/story/imposter-fortnite-android-apps-already-spreading-malware/amp

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/0x736A/status/1030446263899250689

condolences to Henry Kissinger's family

not because he's dead, just condolences for being related to him