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Right, might as well get around to doing one of these with the new influx

I'm sam, I'm an octopus

I do some moderation stuff around here on so if you need a hand with something then I might be able to help

I also make bad-to-middling toots and geek the fuck out about watches

robot girls need to stick together

use this to fight evil recaptcha dysphoria

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shit, I'd even wear the druid getup, that stuff looks comfy as hell

I have finally found a career that I am ideally qualified for

I'm well up for pottering around someone's garden for a living

i wanna do a weekly movie night in my furry discord server and i wanna know what times work best for ppl so if you wanna watch with us, please join the server and answer the poll going on right now in the news channel!

If you throw eggs, milk, or flour at someone the police are likely to try to do you for assault

but if you throw all three at the same time it's batter-y :blobthinkingsmirk:

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local furry starship engineer is cold and gay (CW selfie, eye contact)

please report posts. unlike twitter, computer fairies has active moderation, but we can't know what's going on unless you report it. thanks :boost_ok:

@troubleMoney and i'm like
damn right, a c a b
i could teach you, and i would not charge

🎶 my milkshake brings
antifa to the yard
and police are like
pls stahp 🎶

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Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!

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