Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

"They say that a dog is a man's best friend

They also say that a diamond is a woman's best friend

But my friend is non-binary

So I got them a pet rock"
~ Benny Feldman

In the future, all that remains from our time is advertising jingles

History lecturer: We still don't know what these creatures known as "wa-shing masheens" were and why they should survive longer in the presence of someone or something named "cal-gon"

I used to live with an Australian so whenever I hear the word "milo" I immediately think "delicious chocolate" and then 99 times out of 100 I'm disappointed to learn it's actually referring to that yiannopolous prick

Stuff I want Sinn to make:

Something with a true gmt function and a two-tone 24-hour bezel, would probably look really cool in the 103 case

Something with an ETA 988.333 or similar ana-digi movement, preferably with upgraded battery life and HYDRO

If Puerto Rico becomes a state will people have to wander around the US adding stars to the n-teen billion flags y'all have?

I'm a blanket octopus

Not of the species blanket octopus, I'm just a regular common octopus who happens to hand out blankets all the time

D&D session where you're all mimics trying to murder the party of adventurers that are carrying you around without arousing the suspicion of any of them

do I want some anomalous garden furniture?

David Suchet is the best Poirot

The standard has a theoretical max capacity of 128TB

Yes, 128 TERABYTES. In an SD card

Hey @maple they're making some new snacks for you!

https://www.techpowerup.com/245534/sd-express-is-a-new-memory-card-standard-that-leverages-pcie-and-nvme

yep

shit's fucked over there