did you know?
octopuses are very wiggly
OMG Bitcoin is properly below 10,000 now
Bulgari have a new version of the Serpenti Tubogas in three colour gold
It looks like a snek 🐍
The conversation also included "It's batteries for a <thing>"
"I don't know what a <thing> is, let alone what kind of batteries it's meant to take"
"Hey Sam, have you got any batteries? I need one"
"Yeah, loads, which kind?"
"Doesn't narrow it down"
"Y'know, round ones"
"WHAT KIND OF BATTERIES DO YOU WANT?"
Turns out it was MN21s which I don't keep a stock of
Are you bored of your old BAN HAMMER?
Want something more flexible but with the same great heft?
Try the new BLOCK CHAIN
@LaserScheme IS ON THE COVER OF THIS MONTH'S NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC AND I'M EXCITED ABOUT IT https://computerfairi.es/media/OwMkhO-Pc6BpO68T-wU
:( it went back up
Bitcoin is now below $10,000!
DROP DROP DROP
It's commonly stated that people only use 10% of their brains at any time
Some rare individuals occasionally use 100% of their brain at once
This is called a seizure, and is generally considered a bad thing
Damnit bitcoin, keep dropping, I want to see you burn
But I thought Squirrel Appreciation Day was every day??
Mastodon 2018: Say something stupid and we will meme the shit out of it