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The word for Saturday in German is Samstag, or literally, "Sam's Day"

That's right, the Germans, Austrians, and Swiss get together one day a week to celebrate me

It's pretty neat

turned out when they said that the internet was going to lead to the popularity of the 'Long Tail' they actually meant that we were all goinna become Furry's

ox -> oxen
fox -> foxen

that's just how language works

the Furry Corner discord is apparently on the first page of google results for "lesbian furry discord"

SEO: we have it, somehow, no idea how that happened but it's pretty neat

silly suggestion for a gun control law Show more

Yes adafruit, you lot get it

learn.adafruit.com/adafruit-cr

"Sometimes we wonder if robotics engineers ever watch movies. If they did, they'd know that making robots into slaves always ends up in a robot rebellion. Why even go down that path? Here at Adafruit we believe in making robots our friends!"

Now this is a good mix of youtube video and advertising partner

youtube.com/watch?v=2-eMOCMDQj

A video about the myt... urban legend of disposing of a body with lye

Sponsored by a VPN company you'll have wished you had a contract with before a video on how to dispose of a body ended up in your browsing history

someone: the truth always lies in the middle
me: you owe me 2 million dollars
someone: wha? no
me: as the truth lies in the middle, you owe me 1 million dollars, money please.

The Los Angeles Times is now unavailable in Europe because of GDPR

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WHAT THE FLYING FUCK WERE THEY DOING WITH BROWSING DATA THAT MEANT THEY COULDN'T JUST CHANGE A COUPLE OF LINES IN THE PRIVACY POLICY TO BE IN COMPLIANCE?!?

nicotine Show more

It is now Towel Day

Are you a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is?

If you're considering putting together a hadoop cluster to do stuff to things, maybe make sure it's not 235 times faster to just throw it through awk

adamdrake.com/command-line-too

mothgirls are so good i wanna cuddle a mothgirl...

:beeatrice: knows that bees are friends! But the Critter doesn't. Save the bees and put them in your kobold den's hives before the Critter gets you in #Beebold! mischievess.itch.io/beebold

pet peeve Show more

hug computer*

*if and only if computer wants to be hugged

In lighter news, we have recently obtained a lovely book from the Computer Fairies Reading Room! (original post here: computerfairi.es/@squirrel/999 )