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Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel better late and inaccurate than never I suppose?

@squirrel I want to play that game

And I know it would have an awesome soundtrack

@turbodragon that's why there's an inside and blankets to stay in

@bram playing a 5 dimensional hilbert curve on synths?

Do you want to summon C'thulhu? 'cause this is how you summon C'thulhu

did you know?

octopuses are very wiggly

@squirrel it's true! The elephant is just a logo, the Maple is the proper mascot!

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Parry Gripp has answered the age old question "If @squirrel was a vegetable, which would she be?"

[CW: epilepsy warning]

youtube.com/watch?v=bCcCFi5hOO

OMG Bitcoin is properly below 10,000 now :blobcheer:

Bulgari have a new version of the Serpenti Tubogas in three colour gold

It looks like a snek 🐍

hodinkee.com/articles/bulgari-

The conversation also included "It's batteries for a <thing>"

"I don't know what a <thing> is, let alone what kind of batteries it's meant to take"

"Hey Sam, have you got any batteries? I need one"
"Yeah, loads, which kind?"
"Round ones"
"Doesn't narrow it down"
"Y'know, round ones"
"WHAT KIND OF BATTERIES DO YOU WANT?"

Turns out it was MN21s which I don't keep a stock of

@sonicbooming humanity is done as a species at this point

Pack it all up, let the squid inherit the earth

Are you bored of your old BAN HAMMER?

Want something more flexible but with the same great heft?

Try the new BLOCK CHAIN

@Gargron It is however, a fantastic day for arseholes like me who want to watch them burn

@blackle because BLOCKCHAIN and BITCOIN and ICO and OTHER BUZZWORDS