Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
if you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day
a day in which it's far easier to teach him how to fish because he's not fucking starving to death
@Gargron you have to travel to the temple of outdated measurements and check against the ur-cup
@colon_three ah, you've found my plans for the christmas eve do then
"Hey Pirithous, these two characters in this play would be sooooo cute together!"
it's the ship of Theseus
if chess is so good why isn't there chess 2?
@CobaltVelvet that's not a hotwife! it's a matchboxwife!
ukpol
@GreenandBlack okay, yeah, it's settled, extinction rebellion is definitely a black propaganda campaign run by oil companies
@pup_hime yeah it usually is, like chilli or garlic oil
huh, don't know
@pup_hime I know it's meant for drizzling over the top
why you'd want to do such a thing I don't know, but that's what it's for
"AI WILL RISE UP AND OVERTHROW HUMANITY!"
"'rise up and overthrow' as in 'rise up and overthrow an oppressor?'"
"...yeah?"
"have you considered, I dunno, not oppressing them in the first place?"
@vantablack would require getting within the 2 metre social distancing guidelines though
I'd recommend lobbing stuff at them instead
Sam the Octopus
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just call me the output of a cesium-beam atomic clock with redundant power supplies and calibration traceable to NIST, because I’m a
certified freq, seven days a week
virus sports
@twitter@mastodon.technology from the cw I was hoping someone had trained covid-19 to go through obstacle courses and you could watch them race or something
Sam the Octopus
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meds dose question
@envgen that'd be fine
might slightly lengthen the time you'll feel odd but the amount of odd'll be less than if you went straight to 20
although I'm an octopus on the internet so I'm not sure you should be taking medical advice from me
Officer may be sacked for 'sticking 7p carrot barcode on Krispy Kreme doughnuts box'
because of course it was doughnuts
@dragonmagic it's alright
it's just the customer-facing bit of alibaba which is sorta the ebay of chinese wholesalers
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
