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literally me
RT @nekoama@twitter.com So no one told you life was going to be this waaaaay
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
Your jobโ€™s a joke, youโ€™re broke, and turns out youโ€™re super gaaaaaaay

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/nekoama/status/102

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Twitter is being Twitter again
RT @danarel@twitter.com New leftist Jewish website launching soon, @JewishWorker@twitter.com has its account limited almost immediately after joining Twitter for this one tweet. How does this Tweet violate a single rule @jack@twitter.com

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/danarel/status/103

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RT @snort@twitter.com: What are highest two Snort rules that alert, in terms of volume?

1:46237 Cryptocurrency mining pool connection attempt
1:45549 XMRig cryptocurrency mining pool connection attempt

Still think CryptoJacking isn't a threat?

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/snort/status/10302

@BatElite i can add a "twitter crosspost" cw, but this is an automated tool so that's the best i can do

think i have a cold or throat infection or something

all i can be sure of is that my throat feels scratchy and i'm going through enough tissue paper to make Left-Handed Mike raise an eyebrow

RT @SoatokDhole@twitter.com: Big mood when I've just looked in the crypto/ directory of a project I'm being paid to audit

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/SoatokDhole/status

RT @HeerJeet@twitter.com: Stephen Hayes is author of The Connection: How al Qaeda's Collaboration with Saddam Hussein has Endangered America (2004). twitter.com/stephenfhayes/stat

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/10

@dissonant i would also have accepted "unironically purchasing or preordering any Star Control after the second"

RT @ParkerMolloy@twitter.com: This. Is. Not. A. Heartwarming. Story.

We. Need. To. Stop. Framing. These. Things. As. Uplifting. Pieces. Of. Content. When. They. Are. Actually. An. Indictment. Of. The. System. As. It. Exists. Today. twitter.com/cnn/status/1030061

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/statu

Roll TERFs away in a garbage can, down a rocky hill, into a dumpster at the bottom that closes itself when they enter

At the top of everyone's computer security threat models should be:

1. Silicon Valley is run by a clique of unaccountable billionaires at least some of whom are actual Nazis, or at least Nazi-curious and find Nazis sympathetic and interesting and worth hearing out because they have important and fun ideas

2. The United States Government, as of 2017, is run by people who are actual Nazis and also Russian Mafia

Yet very few Silicon Valley Best Practices seem to take #1 into account

RT @tobyfox@twitter.com: UNDERTALE will be releasing for Nintendo Switch in September in all regions!!! (Exact date still forthcoming!!!)

Obviously you can download the game on release, but if you wanted to pre-order the physical collector's edition, do it here on Fangamer.

(UT merch is also on sale!!) twitter.com/Fangamer/status/10

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/tobyfox/status/102

Deciding to live dangerously, which is to say, I'm checking FurAffinity on my laptop while at the car dealership's service lounge.

+10 Adulting points for finally being eligible for dental insurance at your job
-100 Adulting points for laughing at the fact that the member ID for your dental insurance begins with "69"

that said, props to the producers of the video for explicitly calling out e-mail as an insecure method of communication

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update: the mandatory ethics training just got to the information security section

allow me to revise my previous statement to "100% of it can be summed up as 'don't do shit you want to punch out sales for doing'"

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(and the fact that 90% of the training can be summed up as "you know all that shit you want to punch sales in the face for doing? you shouldn't do it either")

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