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RT @AmirAminiMD@twitter.com: Imagine waking up from a coma and reading this headline. That’s how you know you’ve died and are now in hell. twitter.com/thehill/status/103

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/AmirAminiMD/status

Love two mention a weird occurrence of seeing a restaurant delivery at a doctor's office only to get a response from the brand's Twitter account because I mentioned the name.

Davis' Law is always in effect, and it's why social media will always be stupid.

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β€œIt is the constant ingestion of non digestible substances which are the major cause of disease.”
RT @markedly@twitter.com Please give me an example of something someone said to you that was so astonishingly stupid that you can never forget it.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/markedly/status/10

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RT @Nazegoreng@twitter.com: Hi guys, Naz here. I make handmade plush and character replicas.
No idea where my work will lead me atm but hoping one day I can make them for games or film.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Nazegoreng/status/

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RT @ComradeEevee@twitter.com: @da_667@twitter.com The designer that made that needs to DIRECTLY TO FUCKING GULAG

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/ComradeEevee/statu

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RT @ComradeEevee@twitter.com: Dear Other WebDevs:
Super light colored fonts, no matter how big or bold you make them, are practically infuckingvisible on non-retina monitors. Please stop.

Sincerely yours,
Comrade

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/ComradeEevee/statu

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RT @brokenbottleboy@twitter.com: Editors, please take my pitch:
Why graverobbing should make a comeback.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/brokenbottleboy/st

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haven't been able to play around with my @DCFurs@twitter.com badge that much just yet, but it does now display my name when you boop it

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RT @SICKOFWOLVES@twitter.com: TRYING TO PICK MY FAVORITE PART OF BEING A HUMAN

-HAVE TO WEAR PANTS PLACES EVEN THOUGH I WAS GIVEN NO CHOICE IN BEING ALIVE

-LIVING IN A SOCIETY THAT ACTIVELY ROMANTICIZES SELFISHNESS DESPITE BEING BIOLOGICALLY WIRED TO CRAVE COMMUNITY

-UNLIMITED SOUP, SALAD, AND BREADSTICKS

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/SICKOFWOLVES/statu

I feel like we need a better term for β€œhorny on main” as it applies to Mastodon

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holy yikes does this thread ever deliver
RT @gravislizard@twitter.com well everyone I have just witnessed the worst opsec of my entire life, and it's at the company i work for

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/gravislizard/statu

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RT @pcgamer@twitter.com: People on the internet in 2018 shocked to discover cyberpunk is 'inherently political' buff.ly/2MfpN41

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/pcgamer/status/102

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RT @Palle_Hoffstein@twitter.com: At this point I'm willing to replace all the theories about Jack's beliefs and motivations with, maybe the dude just ain't all that bright. twitter.com/thehill/status/103

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Palle_Hoffstein/st

Cellular carriers were invented by Satan as instruments of torment.

Not the phones themselves, mind you, just the carriers.

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did the horse in bravestarr wear pants

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RT @springgryphon@twitter.com: the worst part about gamers is that they also exist in the real world. you can meet them

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/springgryphon/stat

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this may be the most "straight dude" thing i have ever seen
RT @tropicocunt@twitter.com

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/tropicocunt/status

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RT @Julian_Epp@twitter.com: Winnie The Pooh: Libertarian Right, thinks it should be legal to not wear pants in public

Berenstain Bears: Authoritarian Left, strong working class family

Yogi Bear: Libertarian Left, lives at an anarchist compound in the forest with Boo Boo

Ted: Authoritarian Right, fascist

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Julian_Epp/status/

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RT @SaberGhatz@twitter.com: I am teaming up with the very talented @Space_Wollf@twitter.com to bring you guys a FREE ART RAFFLE! Winner will receive a colored headshot!!

All you need to do is follow @Space_Wollf@twitter.com and I, then retweet to enter!

A winner will be randomly selected on 9/5!
Thank you, and good luck!! β™‘

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/SaberGhatz/status/

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!