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When you are nervous don't make jokes about poop. It doesn't make things better.

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queer first base is when you use a heart emoji with them for the first time

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i decided to set my Fasttracker 2 theme to Space Pigs for a laugh and i genuinely think i've seared my retinas folks

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Orange juice + brezel + fruits

Magic mirror on the wall, who is the healthiest one of all

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im sure my cat is trading my usb cables for catnip in the darknet

I think I meant buzzed rather than shaved now that I think about it

Just got a haircut today (I shaved one side of my head)

No matter how hard I try I can't make friends :(

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I am here to be social and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of both bubblegum and social skills.

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When learning languages sometimes I find out they have ways of dealing with strings I did not expect, so a better Hello World program I do from the start is to say "Hello World" and then "שלום עולם" to test whether "more advanced string formatting" is handled automatically, like RTL.

It is stupid that most terminals and languages don't handle RTL and similar things with the expected behaviour by default, but it is something you should probably know from the beginning.
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Eff yeah, a USB floppy disk reader!! Can't wait to use this for Anthrotari merch creation.

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I saw this again on here the other day for the first time in years

it's been too long, old friend

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Anyone in Mastodon that could translate something that is written in for me?

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Ladies, don't be afraid of or embarrassed of wearing wigs. If a wig is what you need to feel good about yourself, go for it!!!

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