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@Moot i stg the "character flaw" line was beautiful and i want to hit whoever decided to gut it with an actual Gamecube

WHY IS IT EVERY TIME KONAMI FUCKS WITH ITS OLD TRANSLATIONS THE END RESULT TURNS OUT WORSE THAN THE ORIGINAL

THEY'RE THE ONLY COMPANY THAT DOES THAT

@Moot not as long as Otacon keeps saying "IT'S NOT A WEAK POINT, IT'S A WEAKNESS"

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Say you're in Rust and you want to stream a wav to disk. By "stream" I mean that you're generating the wav continuously, and you need the final written file to be valid even if the program exits oddly— potentially even if it crashes! This means I need to be able to periodically force the wav writer to seek back to the wav header, write lengths, then seek back to the write point, rather than the interface being "write until you're done, then close, and on close we write a header".

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Wacha, Patriarch of Tailoring: The cold of the Venmare region makes clothing for yinglets far less optional than you'd find it elsewhere, so it falls on Wacha and his team of skilled professionals to provide an entire enclave's worth of outfits not just for utility, but for *style* as well.

Patreon: patreon.com/AviYinglet
Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/aviyinglet

(Yinglet species created by Valsalia)

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very, very tired yinglet garbageposting 

steamed hams but the mention of steamed clams while halfway out a window attracts springfield’s yinglet population

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Here is a post I think is really good about a fan attempt to translate "Baba is You" into Chinese. The results look gorgeous (hanzi are square, and can be written potentially horizontally or vertically, so as a writing system it works BETTER than the Latin alphabet) but because many of the puzzles in Baba is You are literal wordplay hinging on specifics of English grammar it is a VERY hard localization. The post attempts to describe what does and doesn't work.

cohost.org/verticalblank/post/

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you know that voice that you've been ignoring inside? the one that tells you "i'm awesome"?

that's fucking strong bad dude holy shit you should ask him how he types with boxing gloves on

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Why is it that we keep blaming our kids' depression and anxiety on social media and smartphones instead of the fact that we've turned the entire planet into a burning dumpster fire for them to deal with

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I wonder if anyone has ever made a key lock where it turns on any key, but provides a value back to the connected computer to tell you the bitting of the key

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Hey do you want to play "Super Mario Wonder"? Do you live in the United States or a United States territory? Do you want to save $20? twitter.com/Wario64/status/171

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The worst thing about being a programmer) developer in a galaxy far, far away is having to program in jabbascript

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The Gabriel Knight: The Beast Within experience is watching someone do the most mundane activity in the world while breathtaking piano music swells and you develop an intense parasocial relationship with King Ludwig II of Bavaria.

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