Ryusui @theryusui@computerfairi.es

@dylanbeattie Eager Elonite: "We've already fired all of our software development staff. All our code is written by ChatGPT, fed prompts by unpaid interns."

User: "The password recovery form consists of a single dropdown with the options 'Male,' 'Dollars (US),' and 'Kumquat.'"

Eager Elonite: "Well, CLEARLY the AI knows something you don't!"

@Austin_Dern god i haven't seen a Fusco Brothers in YEARS

@grapenuts_robot creepy pants all the time get some.

@Bec (a grim irony to consider that the insane right-wing religious types always had more in common with JK than not)

@Bec oh we still had the crazy religious watchdogs back then; they were just focused on Harry Potter "teaching children witchcraft" and claiming that the name "Pikachu" was secretly a religious slur

i've always been somewhat baffled that after their obsessive insistence that Pokemon was Satanic, they never went after the Shin Megami Tensei series

@mcc pros: biblically accurate

cons: wtf