you know that voice that you've been ignoring inside? the one that tells you "i'm awesome"?

that's fucking strong bad dude holy shit you should ask him how he types with boxing gloves on

Oh, hai tiny floppy disk organizer but for micro SD cards.

Why is it that we keep blaming our kids' depression and anxiety on social media and smartphones instead of the fact that we've turned the entire planet into a burning dumpster fire for them to deal with

I wonder if anyone has ever made a key lock where it turns on any key, but provides a value back to the connected computer to tell you the bitting of the key

Hey do you want to play "Super Mario Wonder"? Do you live in the United States or a United States territory? Do you want to save $20? https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/1715417759172190716?s=20

The worst thing about being a programmer) developer in a galaxy far, far away is having to program in jabbascript

One of the reasons I want Xenia the Fox to replace Tux the Penguin as the Linux mascot is so the bigots in the Linux community get outraged enough at queer symbolism that they basically see themselves out and save us the work of booting them out.

recorded a Windows 95 full disk defrag to soothe your timeline.

If you're trying to use the Nokia 3410 SDK and it's decided to stop rendering the screen:
Delete the registry key "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\SOFTWARE\Nokia\3410 SDK" and it'll fix.

The story campaign is finally taking shape! Today was very productive. #babaisyou

Reminder that if you are on mastodon.art, their admin is blocking you from all of your connections and art clients on tech.lgbt in two days

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every time I have to review software source code that was written by a hardware company I come away with the feeling that I have encountered an alien form of life

and it’s not even necessarily the source code itself that’s bizarre but the build process and other matters of civilization around it

please hire me and save me from this dead end hell with looming layoffs.
https://neerautomata.com/
remote only, must allow me to work from canada

The last thing that happened before I died was in desperation I drank my last potion. It was a potion of intelligence. In my final moments, I was able to very intelligently consider my circumstance of being eaten alive by a giant swarm of rats

it's nethack doomsday!

Due to the very rare confluence of multiple real-world-date based penalties, today, October 13, 2023 is uniquely difficult in nethack! If you are doing a challenge run, it is recommended to use a current build of the game as the new moon based penalties were made more harsh about a year ago. https://nethackwiki.com/wiki/Time

reminder: tomorrow, October 13, 2023 will be the most difficult day to play nethack for years in either direction and ascending during this confluence of bad luck would be turboswag. https://nethackwiki.com/wiki/Time

#nethack #roguelike

10/10 meme