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Welcome to Computer Fairies, where the ✨​sparkles✨​ are lively fairy dust, not lifeless AI slop.

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Don't blindly believe everything you read online, tempting as that is. Do your homework first. This video series will help you do it well: youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8d

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Remember to pop your filter bubble every so often. If you think you're not in one, you're trapped in one and in for a rude awakening.

Recently I read a post by some jackhole techbro who wants a default automatic feed algorithm here just like Big Social™.

Opening the door for AI bullshit is not even the worst part of this idea.

Folks, all of us here ARE the algorithm. Personal curation is a feature, not a bug.

We make Mastodon awesome by following people and boosting what we find meaningful, significant or just cool. That's how it works.

Let's keep making friends. Let's keep sharing. Let's keep Mastodon alive. Together. 💖

hypercard is an example of making programming easier. it made systematic, predictable interactivity *more accessible* to folks, by making it possible for people to *do programming* in a different way. blocks-based programming is a similar deal. its still programming. you still have to work through the logic and tune your approach to get the desired outcome. you are still crafting. just not with lines-of-code as the interface. AI IS NONE OF THIS.

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Be gay.
Do crimes.
Post about being gay.
DO NOT POST ABOUT DOING CRIMES.

It's quite simple.

Unfortunately there is no way I can persuade you to watch this by quoting a particularly amusing moment, because there are so many particularly amusing moments that I can’t possibly choose one.

youtu.be/M1si1y5lvkk

Here’s the paper, in case you’re more of a reader than a viewer: tom7.org/httpv/httpv.pdf

Sometimes I think back to the time in middle school that a classmate wrote the word "gullible" on a piece of tape and used a broom handle to stick it onto the ceiling

That was fun :3

@FreakyFwoof I once got a call pretending to be Microsoft, had detected a problem on my computer and needed to remote fix (I was all in on Mac but never mind that!).

I played along until they wanted me to go to a web site and provide some credentials. I asked “Should I disconnect from the reactor first?”. He was puzzled, and I explained that I was in the control room of Heysham Nuclear Power Station and the PC ran Reactor Control software.

Click.

I just got an amazon scammer on the phone, calling to tell me that' An order was placed for Apple iPhone'
and they were *supposedly* calling to confirm it.
Of course most people go 'No no it wasn't me of course not, what do I do?'
To which they would take over my machine and do unspeakable things.
I just said 'Yep, I placed that order'
and totally derailed the script.
All he could do was hang up.
tosswank!

TIL the UK's pre-decimal currency came by way of France, but not through Normandy. The Carolingian Empire adopted it, & Offa of Mercia brought it to what would become England 150 years later.

20 shillings to the pound,
12 pence to the shilling, &
2 halfpence or 4 farthings to the penny.

TIL the US used it until 1792.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C2%A3sd

Animorphs Has Always Been About Anti-Fascist Shapeshifters. The franchise’s vocal trans fandom should come as no surprise.

them.us/story/animorphs-adapta

#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

look, you can't even snooze on a park bench these days because of anti homeless measures, let catte snooz!

do you think there's someone who has been holed up in a bunker since december of 1999 because of the y2k bug scare

@edd @djsundog @cwebber 🎶​ I'm going to fight the slop! A seven-asses agent couldn't hold me back! 🎶​

@djsundog @cwebber They have to have 7 asses. Where else do you think all that slop comes from? It's just common sense!

@cwebber “and what if, stay with me here, what if we decide that Ai agents have seven asses each? It would make sense for each agent to then require seven seats, right? That’s just common sense! Will you be putting this on a credit card or do you want our wire transfer info?”

Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees businessinsider.com/microsoft-

*deep breath in*

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

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