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Welcome to Computer Fairies, where the ✨​sparkles✨​ are lively fairy dust, not lifeless AI slop.

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Don't blindly believe everything you read online, tempting as that is. Do your homework first. This video series will help you do it well: youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8d

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Remember to pop your filter bubble every so often. If you think you're not in one, you're trapped in one and in for a rude awakening.

Every now and then on my wanders around Glasgow, I come across one of these upside down T-shaped keyholes on the door of a Victorian building. It's for an Odell Night Latch Key, of the type shown on the right.

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#glasgow #odelllatchkey #doorfuriture #keys #locks

1960s: the computer when programmed correctly can perform trillions of operations without a single mistake:

Pentium fdiv bug era: in some rare cases excel may let a bug in the CPU slip past.

LLM era: we rolled 6x10E9 dice and days have 37 hours, finger count is random, your files were deleted lol.

ai genned posters are like the flora and fauna that evolved to appear poisonous to be avoided

Today Excel bugged me again to rate it, and when I tried it told me I was ineligible to submit a review.

Once again I am asking for all technology to be cast into the sea immediately or sooner.

we removed the slop that microslop inexplicably added to comic chat because we are part of the fuck off ai code movement? github.com/theAlexes/comic-cha

fun fact: both Redox OS and Haiku OS explicitly ban llm contributions

“Fuck this, I quit.”
“Wait Stan, you can’t just-“
“Later, losers!”

It's 2026 -- DOES YOUR HARDWARE ACCELERATED WINDOW MANAGER CAST SHADOWS ACCURATELY?? 1996 for comparison.

#psion #wayland #linux #retrocomputing

I just realized it's been over a decade since I last answered a tech support phone call about dial-up Internet problems.

Every time it rained, whole communities would be either unable to get above 14.4 Kbps or dial in at all until the telco lines and boxes dried. Many of those support calls came over phone lines that hummed and crackled as loud as the callers' voices. More than once the interference was so bad I had to fall back to radio procedure in order to give support.

A great article on Microsoft's shady GDID, a device fingerprint snuck into Windows 11 that can and has already been used to track with precision, activity reports sent back to the mothership indefinitely.

windowslatest.com/2026/07/10/y

freshly made, flame-grilled burgers available at Dragon Burger

Extinguish.

uBO on Vivaldi will soon be no longer.

The longer folks rely on chromium browsers, the longer big tech gets away with it.

Another tech company trying to convince you that you don't have a choice.

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