INTERCAL: We have keywords like PLEASE and IGNORE because we think it's funny

Anthropic: We have PLEASE and IGNORE *baked into our source-code* because we have no fucking idea how this thing works

ai slop sucks! but don't worry, this machine, which we're making out of slop, and which we're feeding lots of slop into, definitely won't produce more slop. i am the chief innovation officer

MikroTik is on the fediverse, and they posted an AI slop image as a cute photo.

(If it isn't slop, then that's the weirdest rack shelf I've ever seen.)

So Anthropic employees are using Claude Code to contribute AI-generated code to open source repositories and hiding the fact using their own internal “undercover mode”.

Totally trustworthy people.

#AI #Anthropic #ClaudeCode #subterfuge

IBM's new Cloud SaaS is perfect for growing organizations that don't have space for their own Model 83 and are tired of sorting decks by hand. Simply send your punch cards to the Sorting Service via the post and receive it back within one week, sorted on the EBCIDIC column of your choosing. Upgrade to the multipass RADIX plan to sort on multiple columns!

Somebody would like you to know he's decided April 1 is for goofing around, not playing pranks. You're more than welcome to join him.

#CatsOfMastodon #Cats #FediCats #AprilFools

Happy "techbros and incels try to monetize comedy without understanding it" day to all who celebrate

RE: bsd.network/@ed1conf/116329887

Despite being conceived and released as an April Fools joke, "Ed Mastery" is arguably and seriously the best comprehensive guide to using ed(1) to its fullest potential. After reading the book, the standard text editor *will* become one of your go-to editors.

On this day 8 years ago, @mwl released "Ed Mastery" to much lamentation rejoicing.

:flan_cheer:

@mavica_again Yeah, really! Bring back beige boxes!

The specs look pretty good. But the first spec Lenovo hit me with was one I mistook for engine displacement. (Do they mean rendering engine or analytical engine?)

Inspired by an offhand comment Alice (@foone) made earlier today: the CGA iceberg

nothing the fascists do can ever change the fact that the world is immeasurably better with trans people in it

if you're touching computers and would like to stay a minimally decent being it is imperative you kill the libertarian techbro inside
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