I just made this silly but accurate thing. I'm silly too and i love it, but also i'm serious in my silliness.

“PIRATING” IS A CAPITALIST FRAME

don’t be a cop.

If buying isn't ownership then p̶i̶r̶a̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ SHARING isn't stealing

If buying doesn't create ownership, then p̶i̶r̶a̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ SHARING doesn't destroy it.

SHARING is anticapitalist and antifa because sharing is caring.

If buying doesn't create ownership, then pirating doesn't destroy it.

Your TCP packets are held in a queue, and will be answered as soon as our webserver is available.

Your bits are important to us. Please hold the line.

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I'm sorry, sir, but our website is closed right now.

Please try again tomorrow.

Note that it closes early at the weekend.

I've done 15 minutes of tech support for my family today (they have bought new devices) and I already urge for taking a shotgun to every thing that is connected to the internet.

Holy fuck tech has gotten so fucking bad we all live in a bubble here but the non-techies face man-made horrors beyond comprehension on a daily basis

of course, the most important thing to do when starting a KSP save is to make a bunch of silly logos and flags to put on things

New for 1992! Say hello to Betagen. With a beefy onboard 486 CPU, 32 megs of RAM and a 4 hr NiMH battery pack, the Betagen is ready to serve in any number of domestic tasks. Available in a bold range of colors like Beige, Putty, Warm Grey, and Clay. Inquire today at CompUSA, Circuit City or any of our retail partners! #robot #robotanthro #retro

An easy start against is to quit making the word itself inaccessible. You're the furthest thing from an ally when you spell it instead.

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@Atatra I'm picturing such a flag waving, and hoping the idea of the wind whipping it into ableists' faces would make them see and understand.

trans, uspol & geopol adjacent 

I think it's important now more than ever that those of us who are reasonably safe, along with our genuine allies, fly pride colors and show visible pride all year round every chance we get.

I think it's important now more than ever for those of us who safely can to do it, no matter how subtle we need to be, so those of us who can't show their true selves will see they're not alone.

The beauty of working in an office highly integrated with Microsoft products is consistency. You can write a document in desktop Microsoft Word 365 saved as Microsoft's DOCX format so that when you send it to a co-worker on Microsoft Teams and they click on it to open it in web Microsoft Word 365 you can consistently expect the formatting to be completely different.

the joke isn't mine, but I could not find any SVG on the internet

ftp.ol-tele.com/~eloy/stickers

Used font is Dutch 801 Bold (Italic), Bitstream's version of Times Ten, which appeared close to the original logo but not an exact match.

Maybe an animate inanimate as the talking PNG? A magic wand for magical girls who once thought they were boys? (And also not just for girls & boys?)

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