@JulieSqveakaroo GMTA, and good pun. I just found myself humming the Night Court theme.
@JulieSqveakaroo A food court is where you go when you get arrested for culinary crimes. Gordon Ramsay is the lead prosecuting attorney for the food court.
@JulieSqveakaroo In fairness, the closed pool has made it so bad right now that not even Sbarro would be there.
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Falsehoods Pragrammers Believe About Names at it again https://shinesolutions.com/2018/01/08/falsehoods-programmers-believe-about-names-with-examples/
I've done 15 minutes of tech support for my family today (they have bought new devices) and I already urge for taking a shotgun to every thing that is connected to the internet.
Holy fuck tech has gotten so fucking bad we all live in a bubble here but the non-techies face man-made horrors beyond comprehension on a daily basis
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