New robocaller trick, as captured by (probably too quickly deleted) voicemail:
20 seconds of hold music, then a voice states your purchase of a supremely expensive phone is nearly complete and that, "if you did not authorize this purchase, press '1' to connect to a customer support representative."
It's supposed to feel like you called them, instead of them calling you.
The voicemail message ended after that calm voice spoke.
@dyke_du_jour A game of bad telephone as a service?
@earthshine The NWS, weather.gov
In case anyone needs it, #Windows Media Player "Legacy" still works on Windows 11, still supports skins from https://wmpskinsarchive.neocities.org/ and is happily playing #FLAC.
@mavica_again crash
@mavica_again hello there
@chirpbirb A very short list, I have to admit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:DDoS_mitigation_companies
Akamai Prolexic, Fastly, F5, Google Project Shield and Verizon seem to be the largest.
@chirpbirb If you go third party, then use literally anyone but Cloudflare. I'm not aware of any evidence since these receipts that they've changed for the better:
@binney if they want it fixed, they'll have to get more creative
https://themanc.com/art-and-culture/manchester-graffiti-artist-wanksy-penis-drawings-potholes/
@binney This worked for me in 2017, when someone fly-tipped asbestos in a local lane. Council did nothing for months, then I decided it was worthy of a blue plaque.
AI, LibreOffice, hope
In a rapidly AI slopifying world, there is hope after all.
The Document Foundation, makers of LibreOffice, the most frequently recommended free alternative to Microsoft Office, listed its *lack* of AI integration as a product feature in the newest version: https://blog.documentfoundation.org/blog/2026/08/26/libreoffice-26-8/
It broke their previous download record for the first week post-release: https://blog.documentfoundation.org/blog/2026/09/02/one-week-of-libreoffice-26-8-the-stats/
How I found out: https://manualdousuario.net/en/libreoffice-download-record-no-ai/
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