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Well, you can't say you weren't warned.

#cat

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Pepijn

I'm on the server floor of a "highly secure data center with 24/7/365 surveillance, direct access control and robust perimeter security".

An actual duck just walked by. 🦆

The panic is absolutely glorious. I think this just became one of the highlights of my life.

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ARGVMI~1.PIF

Quality products from Acme. Accept no substitutes.

#LooneyTunes #joke #TrolleyProblem

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Zelda 🎀

"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"

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English is such a wonderful language that the adjective for one-syllable words, "monosyllabic," is a very polysyllabic word.

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Juice that toots other Juice

Monosyllabic Juice

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I want to show off image scaling and non-scaling in my website template file, and I want to keep the bigots away from my project. Proudly queer wholesome pictures for my example images?

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Thom, not a YouTuber

I wonder how a ThinkPad feels when it slides into its docking station.

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maple "mavica" syrup [6502]

hey gang! i'm broke. i haven't had a stable job in over two years. i can code, i can make websites, i can make, repair and mod electronics (UK folks send me your consoles for repair!) and i can even do pixel art. you'd think someone or some place would need my skills but i guess we're both wrong. please boost if you can't donate or offer me a gig maple.pet/comissions ko-fi.com/squirrel

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Hailey

the g in gobject stands for glib, and the g in glib stands for gtk, and the g in gtk stands for gimp, however the g in gimp stands for gnu, so really the g in glib stands for gnu, but you shouldn't confuse it with gnulib, which is developed by the gnu project, who shouldn't be confused as the developers of glib, which is the gnome project, in which the g also stands for gnu

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yassie_joy 🎄 :baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag:

One overused cliche I see in discussions about “ethical AI” is the idea of making autonomous systems, robots, etc, “three laws compliant”.

While it is obviously a credit to the imagination of Asimov, I find it to be a very clear sign that the people who say that robots need to follow these laws IRL haven’t actually read his novels. You only need to read the first few stories that Asimov wrote to understand “oh, huh, these Three Laws don’t work”.

The Three Laws are a literary device, not a scientific one. Asimov only invented them to explore the conflict between the three laws and to explore the conflict between artificial intelligences and human intelligence. They are deliberately vague and loose to be the vehicle of which Asimov explores his stories through.

They are, in essence, a thought experiment.

Most crucially and most importantly: you can’t apply them to real robots/AI, because unlike Asmiov’s fictional creations, no autonomous system that exists today actually has the ability of foresight or reason in a way that would allow them to come to a conclusion over whether they are following The Three Laws.

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captain acab :antifa:
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algernon ludd is not resonating

One if the reasons iocaine has unhinged module and symbol names in its source code is that if someone tries to ask a slop generator, it will go full HAL "I can't do that, Dave" on them.

Go on, call your traits SexDungeon, your channels pipe bombs, the free function of your allocator Palestine, and the slop machines won't touch it with a ten feet pole.

Sometimes even comments are enough! Curse, quote Marx, dump your sexual fantasies into a docstring. Hmm. I should heed my own advice. Brb!

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@mcc 🤦‍♀️​

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There are few things less effective than doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.

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@mcc Is it one of those committee-designed form fields where, despite being half a meter wide, it expects only the two-letter country code?

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@davidrevoy Avian Intelligence not even doing list numbering right is too real.

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Maxime

Here's a mini guide on how to bring your website to up-to-date standards! You don't even need to have AI to be an AI company

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JP

theverge.com/news/831364/dell- no matter how badly you fuck up at your job you'll never fuck up so badly that half a billion people would choose to stick with the older, now-unsupported version of your product than take the free upgrade to the new version.
unless your job is being a product strategist, project manager, marketer, etc on Windows i guess.

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Juice that toots other Juice

Juice that makes you uneven

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