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I think it feels like most of my friends from twitter migrated to cohost rather than here, but I need to use both cause just one isn't enough. also I haven't been able to find all of them on cohost

@whitequark we finally started using it and cohost more after more or less leaving twitter for good. it's very different, but it's not too bad. Can't spend as much time on here.

trans woman in the year 23: Putabam me gravem esse artificem independentem 2000 annorum ex nunc

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@rover@chaos.social I'm the hauptmieter I have a mietvertrag

I can see how the magic of marketing works and it's truly cursed knowledge

Finally Itanium can be deprecated and removed from the Linux kernel

BUT WAIT, Who's that?

IT'S A DEBIAN DEV WITH A FOLDING CHAIR!

Yeah it's a bubble but I'd love to get some of that bubble money whilst they're still giving it out plus this is the field I'll want to still be working in after the bubble pops

Arguably that's when the field will get better

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Thinking i should just shotgun apply to every ai/ml company i can find

it's easier to make a budget when you actually have income

the human condition is very simple, it turns out. in fact, theres only 4 emotions, im afraid. the emotions are defined by two boolean values known as mouth (emotional valence) and eyebrows (confidence)

1. mad >:(
2. bad >:)
3. sad :(
4. glad :)

Lautsprecher: „Bitte benutzen Sie zum Einsteigen die gesamte Länge des Zuges.“

Ich (ein Anhänger der Viele-Welten-Theorie): *nimmt Quanteneigenschaften an und betritt die S-Bahn durch alle Türen gleichzeitig.*

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