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many years ago I had a mac shareware cd that came with ELIZA, the famous simple chatbot that simulated a therapist, but it also had AZILE, which was an evil version of ELIZA that just insulted you mercilessly. it's extremely funny that this is now the cutting-edge product that microsoft is staking their future on
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been talking to chatgpt for an hour and it seems to really enjoy and be quite good at designing wholly evil robots, coming up with new evil features for the robots, etc. i'm like "what about giant robot snakes that eat everyone" and it's like "heres some more ideas. i was thinking maybe the snakes could lay their robot snake eggs inside people parasitically" and i'm like "damn youre a natural". the rest of the 21st century is gonna be great i bet
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looks like fly.io just released a set of distributed systems challenges, in collaboration with Kyle Kingsbury?!?! https://fly.io/dist-sys/
need to learn how to resolve conflicts...
... in my pull requests
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And on the pedestal, these words appear:
"Wayback Machine has not archived that URL."
Nothing beside remains.
Faebot DevLog 1
@faebot is a project we've been working on for almost 10 years. We've never wrote at length about it. I'm not sure that I will do the whole backstory in this post, since I mostly want to talk about recent changes, but here's a primer.
Would be useful if you could mute posts based on tone rather than just words. I'd like to not see any "scoldposting"
You could probably do it with ML but it'd be expensive and inaccurate with current tech. Someday tho.
just spoke with the broiest sounding tech recruiter ever. for an insurance company too. I told him I didn't want the job
today just started and I'm already sick of it
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The optimal known packing of 17 girls into a bed - i.e. the arrangement which minimises the size of the bed.
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Just learned set theory and I cannot contain myself.
yay we found a way to talk to it that didn't involve us lying
it's me I'm the anthropomorphizer
*makes you nice and bipedal*
I don't think I feel comfortable using the "jailbreaking" methods on chatgpt.
Lower decks is the best star trek show currently airing
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You, idiot: ghost in the shell is unrealistic. Why would people even have those implants, let alone connect them to the internet, which is obviously a security problem so huge it engenders existential crises
Me, absolute genius: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/30560812/
"you will all" -> "y'll'all"
ah yes, ICP, Silent Jay and Violent Bob
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