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I'm trying to get myself a job. I've been applying for months now, but still nothing. It's getting really stressful and I don't know what to do anymore. *sighs* 🙈🙈🙈

Beckett Mariner should just join a Klingon ship, she'd be captain by now.

job hunting woes 

we didn't get a job we interviewed for that we were really excited about and sort of confident

like I know I gave a good impression

I just don't know enough sql I guess, or didn't get a good enough chance to practice it before the interview due to the way the interview was scheduled

and well fuck

fuck

Think we're gonna try not shaving for a bit and just being a furry beast.

The problem is that, naturally, it's too monkey. I don't want to be monkey.

but first I'm going to follow a bunch of people from twitter

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I feel like I'm going to have to unfollow or mute a lot of people to make this timeline even slightly functional

I had a dream last where I was a poetry reading in a church basement. This dude was there with a two-by-four with the words "RIGHT ON" burnt into it and three strings nailed below the words. He went up and said "This is my poem, it's called "Right On.'" Then he said "Right on," and strummed the three strings, which were tuned to play a dissonant chord, like when you fuck up at Guitar Hero. It was the funniest fucking thing I'd ever heard.

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