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since twitter imploded and every alternative has better cwing I've kind of been putting lewd on main more. I do have lewd accounts on some services but... iunno I'm feeling kind of lazy

nsfw explicit, huge size difference, excessive fluids, dragon x mage 

finished ych (where ur a tasty little mage) for tvenhyle on fa! oc he/him!

meow time. part 1 meow

There is no curse in English, Spanish, or the tongues of New Jersey for this treachery.

Full story: bit.ly/443JRhX

xHAIN IS SAVED

Our space will no longer be sold and we can stay in our space.

Thanks for all the support and the numerous commitments to save the future of xHain! It led to many positive efforts and strengthened our community.

We will return all donations that were designated for buying the space. The rest we will use for renovations and other improvements to our space. If you have questions about donations please contact us at info@x-hain.de

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My mom is a fucking monster. I have an overwhelming desire to move to New York. Free hosting for life? Check. Free rent for life? Check. So free housing for life? Fuck it, I just got approved today so... I should

Morning sketch-stream results!

This one took something like 5 morning streams to go from start to finish.

Just a couple of girls and their hoverbike. Happy pride month!

#Art #MastoArt #VTuber #VTuberEN #LGBTQ

Was gonna post some cute selfies but tusky is hitting me with "media validation failed. File type is invalid" so ¯\_(シ)_/¯

NME has a thing for dicks, and by things I mean articles. I have no idea how to feel about that. Anyways, here's an article about the Silver Surfer now being gay! Yay! How cute! Here's

got a news article ya wanna read, but you're being stopped by a pesky paywall?

fear not! you needn't open your wallet, nor go without reading it

simply put the link into archive.org's wayback machine

web.archive.org/

99% of the time it'll break the paywall

and if it's so new it hasn't been archived yet, try 12ft.io/

happy reading!!! 😁

Millions of people in the US are on a Comedy Central special. It's called 'welcome to my punishment'. #fuckyourlife #mexico #MexicoFever I have to be on twitter. Milli.... Milly.....

girl who stays at the guest room of a housing project and then asks the hosts if she can leave a review on trip advisor, would that help? what about yelp?

faerie whose is its birthday voice: it's my birthday!!

@ironicsans

♫ I am a language model of a modern major general
I’m trained upon a giant mass of textual material
I’ve billions of parameters and answer questions various
Responses range from perfect to unwittingly hilarious
I’m very well acquainted too with matters mathematical
As long as with correctness you’re not overly fanatical
While many complex queries I can easily elucidate
I have an awkward tendency to freewheel and hallucinate ♫

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