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manspreading in the cab almost crying on the way to the club, typical saturday night

dressed like strawberry shortcake, doodling in the café and when some guy comes to ask me what i’m listening to i take my headphones out and play the agonist at max volume

remembering when i took my baby rabbit to the park and accidentally led a young family we met to believe he was a test subject at the lab i work in and i was just taking him out for some exercise 🤦🏻

@alspals i’m desperately trying and failing pls send help

she brought up how ironic this was and i gently took her face in my hands and whispered ‘i hate you’. it did not help. i may as well have cartoon hearteyes at this point.

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i’ve been to two anti-valentines events this week but i can’t stop catching my gf’s eyes across the room and going to make out with her help

gf asked me to take pictures for her onlyfans and i immediately felt like i was living that scene from euphoria

@alspals i have 4 that i move around depending on where my head is

@alspals i sprawl across the whole thing but you know that. try it it’s great🤣

@etepan i mean you kinda are though, it’s an interesting take

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