🥭 @void@computerfairi.es

cookie clicker has reached the point where it takes so long to do anything it's no longer really fun, and figuring out the best course of action requires me to be much better at math then i am. so im going to go head and clear the grandmapocalpyse event and achievements, and then ascend and restart with my ~3000% legacy production boost

and like, i know its not really fair to complain about this sort of thing thing because like *gestures at societal fatphobia* but like. it is something of a bonk to my self esteem.

im fucking working on it, okay,

artist: "yeah this dude is like, scarily unhealthily thin!! it's really alarming to everyone around him!!"
artist: *draws someone with my exact body type*
me:

okay we're good good "afternoon" we're doing this whole being awake thing

*faceplants*

that's a lie

all of my posts online get debuffed because most of you have never actually heard me speak irl and therefore don't know that im very cool and funny. only irl though

someone shower me in love and affection im sad

MY SISTER IS BUYING ME FRENCH FRIES OH FUCK YES

anyway. someone should talk to me about my ocs

....i think i spontaneously forgot how to smoke?? and just remembered

what if i

what good come of something when im // just the ghost of nothing, nothing

...

IM JUST THE MAN ON THE BALCONY // SINGING "NOBODY WILL EVER REMEMBER ME"

check out this puffball

oh things worked out okay. we found oyster mushrooms and a giant puffball and RED CHANTERELLES which were going to try and have with dinner tomorrow

things are objectively bad and stressful and there's nothing i can do but distract myself from it and cry about it which seems to be my response today and im so fucking tired of crying in front of people

*sulk* *complain*

otherwise i would literally just not reply and lock my door and kick the repercussions down the road

i literally have no way to fuck out of this bc they're feeding me dinner tonight fuck