Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

serious business:

"bottoms can't handle spicy food, only tops" wildly inaccurate

ppl who like spicy foods are in fact *all* bottoms because they enjoy their food domming them by causing them pain

this is 100% true.

is the compulsion to worriedly offer hospitality to anyone working in my house an expression of my increasing sympathy with blue collar workers as i become more aware of my privilege and take time to educate myself, or is it just my grandmacore showing?

i think it's 50-50 honestly, but also, see message inscribed on this oven mitt

SOFA... GET!!!

i'm so fucken happy lol, getting the furniture for this room has been an Adventure

(the plan was to get a sleeper sofa, but.... since those don't come apart any due to the mechanism of the fold out bed... they just couldn't get the thing in the room. and i was absolutely mortified )

anyway i believe this is the end of old woman grumbling for today. for summary, please see attached meme, more or less

realtime footage of me looking at my fediverse timeline

y'all i think i have conclusive proof i'm related to european royalty at some point

however

all the genes i got are just for this one curl. just this one. none of the other bits of my body. just this one singular curl that decided it didn't want to go up in a bun clip and has now decided it wants to sit out beside my face perfectly goddamn curled.

??????

so in summary: Alas, Cishet Dudes.

with a side of This Wigglytuff Is Still Stressed, Mom Still In Hospital, She's Ok But 'Family Member In Hospital' Is One Heck Of A Debuff.

please have this pangolin playing in the mud as compensation for all this ranting i've been putting out, and i promise i'm not usually such an absolute pillar of salt

anyway, in summary,

anyway, shitty feminist grumbling aside, hi and hello fediverse. it is now.... viscacha time

pls.... poor dog is starve... has not been fed since LAST YEAR.......... GIEV MANY TREAT NOW PLS.............. #dogsofmastodon #hollypls

first nails done of the new year!!! i did an 'opal jelly translucent' thing as the regular color, which is just a little bit of milkiness. and looks like the first color i found was the chroming powder in rose gold! i actually really like it over a translucent base - over black it will stand out a whole lot more.

time to enter 2019 with translucent rose gold nails and BIG FUJIKO ENERGY

how 70's is Red Jacket run of Lupin the Third?

well, as seen here: Pretty Fucken 70s

oh my Fucking God you guys

ah yes, my favourite coffee shop

for real tho i'm so much better at video games with ok pain meds on board

so "woomy" is "booyeah", but what is squidkid for "koba and lui, i'm gonna need you to get the fuck off my shoulders 'cos i can't fucking carry you" #Splatoon2 (yes this happened last night and i'm still salty about it)

"oh, look at poor fallen america! so racist! so full of race problems! i'm so glad nothing of the sort happens over here in enlightened europe!!"

I MAY HAVE SOME BAD NEWS FOR YOU ABOUT WHERE AMERICA GOT THOSE RACIST IDEAS, MY DUDE

also i am greatly missing one emoji from discord, and that is :onomichi:.

yes i have a yakuza server in there for the emojis.

but also this orange's expression of quiet suffering is an INTENSELY relateable mood, good for MANY occasions (not just disappointing children, as shown)

she's beauty, she's grace, she's

snoring into one of my usb ports

#hollypls #dogsofmastodon