Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

spoonie culture is taking selfies in the waiting room

cw for selfie, eye contact, snapchat filter that put a butterfly on my head

listen in my defense, look at this shit

i don't wanna get out in this fuckery, do YOU?

at least i can coordinate around my cute umbrella i guess grumble grumble hiss groan

anyway i'm so happy my #warframe cosplay is now perfect!!!!

tw for movie prop blood/video game blood that looks a bit like raspberry jam sprinkled on there

why is that un-rotating my picture fuk. who the hell knows computers are hard

well i'm now never taking these easter ears off, thank you space mom

.........im bune
#warframe

truth coming out of her bathtub to bark at mankind #hollypls

also the buttons are a bit bigger which is very nice

see pic for size comparison

mostly just relieved i can actually play the games i want to in this flare instead of just pining for things i can't actually play because i only have one joy-con and getting super super smad about it.

also there's going to be two proper controllers now so theoretically i could invite a guest over to play! phwoaar

We Are All This Hognose Snake

something something let's get that bread joke?

i for one welcome the kudzu singularity

in the true post-apoc future, you won't need guns

you'll need goats

(to eat the kudzu.)

this is amusing me way way more than it should

he's just a very very handsome lad that i would like to alternate between snuggling obnoxiously, and then maybe riding like a rented pony

i even fully accept that if kiryu was approximately near my location, majimas would begin physically manifesting in my house

i'm willing to undergo the Majima Everywhere mechanic

even at 3am

as i'm going to get a glass of water

look at this man. wonderful. flawless.

the SQUIRRELS are being MONITORED #dogsofmastodon #doggo #hollypls

anyway my whining aside y'all wanna see my new buddy

tw for a gnarly looking bruise which is the result of the trigger point injection into my pec minor that i got friday

not pictured: the pretty big goose egg underneath my skin accompanying it (also no eye contact and no titty so y'all can be prepared, i didn't have to pull my shirt down that much)

i've not had this with a trigger point injection before and i've about made up my mind to call the office tomorrow

H U R T S .

also, have an article of murderous medieval bunnies http://www.openculture.com/2019/03/killer-rabbits-in-medieval-manuscripts-why-so-many-drawings-in-the-margins-depict-bunnies-going-bad.html?fbclid=IwAR0naZKvq4OrYaUptirdanCeTyoFCzg0cL25gfiJu8i993g0EWWYHV0Q4gI

i hit a new #lolitafashion goal last night, lolita has now invaded my dreams

said dream included me chatting to person who sat next to me all "oh you look familiar, have we met online perhaps?" and him replying "oh i'm Mana, you've probably heard of me" and while i politely lost my shit he complimented me on wearing a frilly-sleeved tshirt as blouse under jsk, and said he was doing the same thing

so if anyone in future questions me for doing that, i can bust out THIS citation

jesus christ when did it get to be 3:30 am!!!!!!!! fuck

GOODNIGHT FEDIVERSE

terrible picture but i actually!!! cleaned up my bathroom counter today!!!!!! my makeup isn't just in ONE GIANT PILE IN A BASKET but i actually have it in.. drawers and shit...!! AND my new brush set came today! so i'll be able to replace my ten-year-old e.l.f. brushes lmao

i'm so proud to have glimpsed a darth vader rp account on berries, roleplaying him with the characterizations of "utter dumbass" and "human disaster"

truly, i have glimpsed a wondrous sight of one of my tribe, my very own people, in the distance

which is to say

WHOMST WISHES TO BUY ME THIS

this is from the amazon page for some nacho spice flavor mealworms