Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

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i have become...................the ultimate horse girl #ffxiv

if you look just at my window and not all else in my life, i can pretend to be a functioning human being pretty ok

p.s. yes the dude out the window needs watering he's gonna get more tonight i just watered him yesterday but it's been TOO HOT

this is, so far, the best part

good news folks im imparting my ffxiv knowledge to the world

after watching the benchmark here's my true reaction to what it looks like smn's gonna get up to in #ffxiv

note: this is the best LAMB SAUCE LOCATED style carbuncle i can do in like 5 minutes ok

anyway now that i posted that Hot Opinion here's the relevant art for it, feat. my #ffxiv main and Haurchefant

it's nsfw but not actually any fuckin' just nudity and absurdity and a catgirl who has shaved her pubes into a unicorn head.

really there comes a time in every artists' life when they just accept that on some level, they just wanna be oglaf, okay?

PLEASED NOISES

now if only i could shave my legs lmao

butter mints are just EXTREMELY good texturally. like how they go from that kinda soft crunch to smooth. these kinda mints too. they're fuckin Great.

and now, here's what it looks like when @eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz 's character goes on a mountain hiking vacation in south america

"OK I'M HERE I GOT MY GUN" "janine it's ANNIE get your gun, not -" "GOT IT ANYWAY" "but janine, it's -" "I PUT A FLAMETHROWER ON THE END OF IT" "....janine..." "IT'S GREAT"

also i can't fucking remember mch rotation for s h i t #ffxiv

the toad who lives just outside the door came out enough to be photographed for his Official Portrait (which is a bit blurry bc camera autofocus oh well)

honestly if you don't name your gear sets stupidly are you even playing #ffxiv

my working dog is very good at her job that she has trained for: pre-wash for the dishwasher #hollypls #dogsofmastodon

this is the fuckin fanciest ice cream cup i've ever eaten

definitely saving the container, it's really nice sturdy plastic. should be able to drill a drainage hole in it no problem

or maybe i'll figure out some low-light houseplant that wants like pebbles/sand to drain into? that way i can show off pretty stratified layers

please consider: purple.

it's the best color.

i remembered i was levelling rogue, so i had to go make a nw glam in a slapdash manner. i think i am now sufficiently cheekily dapper to be a dabber stabber #ffxiv

cw for eye contact from a catgrill, also knives what with to stab

what. no. give me back my flower, game. how dare you. how DARE you. i'm still DUMB AS HELL

ok, i've seen some catbois in my time. been some catbois in my time, in #ffxiv .

but holy shit this is Next Fucking Level. look at this catboi i was blessed-cursed to join in roul this morning. i'm both terrified and in awe

(cw'd because although not technically nsfw, i feel like this carefully engineered outfit is going to be one that would nonetheless be a little bit hard to explain to your boss)