Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

basically anyone who calls this 'thicc' needs to be sent to some sort of reindoctrination camp for a period of no less than "whatever it takes to remember women are human people made of flesh and blood and not 2d drawings you fucking weeaboo piece of shit"

here's four things pinned in my channel on discord that i believe form an adequate gestalt summary of my being

i forgot i had this pinned in my channel on a discord server and laughed at it all over again

i feel like this snippet from my goth bunny's character sheet https://docs.google.com/document/d/1y8w_7kG1ObtWAr6AxLORpW6ndi4yatdMOA49b-to-Rc/edit?usp=sharing is a pretty good summary of her

Davalia Thousandfoe is Horny Only for Murder-Stabbing Garleans. Sorry, Everyone.

tonight, instead of the usual catgirl spam

we have

goth bunny spam

oh hello hooman

i see you have a cookie there. as cookie inspector it's part of my job to notice these things. can i inspect that please, as per my job title #doggo #dogsofmastodon #hollypls

every time janine's freckles are visible in a cutscene, an angel gets its wings

cw for eye contact and also maybe spoilers for end of stormblood if, like, you consider the texture of the floor here a spoiler

the real #ffxiv experience is

that "no fear" > "one fear" t-shirt comic, but the dude in the middle panel is wearing this

so i'm spending the day before shadowbringers going and doing the story versions of the omega raids

it's going well, as you can see,

this man is sizing you up to fuck you like he fucks his golf bag full of swords.

lookin forward to when my shoulder gets unfucked so i can return to roleplaying in #ffxiv , and delivering such Quality Content as the following

found the chubby girl avatar maker and i'm just.... way too pleased

it me!!!!

it an avatar that actually look like me!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think i've settled on my start-of-shadowbringers glam and i had the PERFECT GOOD FORTUNE to get void ark in roulette so it was GOTH BACKDROP TIMES

thank you, yoshi-p, for making the last boss area with cutscenes in gimlet dark* inexplicably have lighting so that i can see my character

behold my catgirl, #ffxiv tag

*i know it's not gimlet but at some point my brain decided it was a gin and lime cocktail so here we are

hello everyone

now's a good time to remember the only evangelion meme that matters

honestly this outfit is SO COOL in motion because i love how when i sprint i can see the red soles of the shoes

but i can't take a good picture of this effect without looking as if i'm trying to do some weird panty shot on poor janine

i'm sorry janine :(

oh man i'm so behind on my obligatory catgirl spam

please have this attempted action shot

cw for virtual character eye contact, sword pointed vaguely at viewer, and my sad inability to work gpose correctly

so who wants to buy me a whole bunch of tea in adorable tea bags shaped like various delightful critters, despite the fact that these are very expensive and also i don't actually like tea all that much https://www.ocean-teabag.com

every so often i remember that the swedish vallhund breed exists, and i am DELIGHTED because it's basically like they smacked a wolf with the corgi ray

today on "my adventures in #botw as divulged via bad mspaint": i still have a divine beast to go but i went to run around hyrule castle like an absolute mad lad anyway