Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

also here is a stolen meme, for all y'all sapphics and wuluhws out there

DRESSES.... ARE HERE................. all of the pics are hideous so tomorrow i'm gonna dress up in another and work on learning how to use my fuckin selfie stick

however

TIME FOR F A N C Y

good morning fediverse, have a blanket goblin #pupper #dogsofmastodon #hollypls the look is because i used flash

LOUD EXCITED NOISES

#lolitafashion G E T TODAY!!!!!!!!!

#splatoon2 art for #pokemonswordshield AND YAY #SOBBLE IT'S SO CUTE.

today on #splatoon2 i really need a button for "i swear to god this is not l'appel du vide, it's me having a senior moment"

WHOOOOOOO WANTS TO SPEND A LOT OF MONEY BRIBING THIS COMPANY TO TAKE A CUSTOM SIZE TO GET THIS DRESS FOR ME https://www.lolitawardrobe.com/arcadian-deer-nightmare-at-daybreak-classic-gothic-lolita-op-dress-note-will-be-ready-for-shipping-in-december_p5166.html #lolitafashion

i saw a recipe from the 70's (provided below)

and i actually went

"i can see that working, if you change the bread that filling is served with. but, actually... the filling wouldn't quite work, so... honestly.... .............i think it needs maybe a little cheese? but definitely... some mayonnaise"

i'm so sorry everyone. i have definitely hit critical whiteness. please don your protective safety gear

his name is MUFFIN and he is VERY GOOD

he exited the incubator and immediately went upstairs, inspected the view, and then flopped down by the news terminal. absolutely stunning

im hav............... space puppy #warframe

EXCUSE ME, FACEBOOK ADS??? HEWWO?????

in summary,

my dad brought home valentine's day gifts (roses for my mom, and a balloon for me to not feel left out lol) and my dog has been

incredibly

suspicious

balloons are a MENACE that MUST BE STOPPED, she would like you to know!

these are the punitive cuddles after i dared to move the balloon to show her that balloons are not evil #dogsofmastodon #hollypls

hap valemtimes #splatoon2

i impulse-bought some kitty paw joystick covers that are just a wee tiny smidge too big for the switch joysticks

however, i regret exactly nothing about my purchase

look at how cute. loooooook

you know what's terrible?

i don't actually hate this

https://www.thisisinsider.com/model-wedding-veil-balloons-floating-2019-2

unfiltered on L, filtered on R

it's a little bit dark in one area (which is like... vikings-ish. northrend vibes lol), but i really like the punch up in color for things like the butterflies.

another day i'll probably look at other people's presets and see if i can play off somebody else's good ideas instead of just trying stuff straight out the box with no modification, but....

im tired

im hors.

theeere we go. first pic before, second pic after. not a super dramatic difference but punching up the colors is nice.

see look at this.

My Laptop Can Do More Work.

i was playing my secret shame mmorpg and they redid an npc and he's hot now and i am all ohno.gif about it

see picture (this does not show off his rather nice nose)